Ya know, J-- read about likin leather gloves and J-- was all up an noddin until the rest a the perverted drivel came a spewin like a clogged artery. Can't even wear gloves to clean up blood anymore an everyone all up an bein damn weird. #nsfw #dashwatching
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Snrk. Hey. It's multi-featured. Helps keep the grip on my Typewriter too alongside all that skitebird drivel. #nsfw ]
Grip on ya typewriter, the hell kinda thins ya doin to J--t? Greasin J--ts keys? J--s J--t haunted from how old J--ts J--oint's are?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Typewriter's a moniker for my gun. 'Cuz when she fires, she sounds like a typewriter clicking away on a dobby story, y'know? ]
Nicknamin ya guns kinda sweet, J-- really oughta get to doin the same thin with my shottie, but ain't nothin that packs a punch all that well yet. What kinda ya got, some sorta ak?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thompson. Custom stock and drum-mag. Got engravings on it and everything. ]