MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ And you were carefully cultivated to be the most sexually unappealing man I've ever met. Even if you were a woman I'd find no attraction in you. ]

yknovw, i dont believwe that
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ You self insert as the bull, you are physically and mentally incapable of handling 'allat' as some would put it. I am referring to me, of course. #nsfw ]

of course im the bull, not that im really into that kinda play to begin vwith. vwhat do wve need a third for if hes not evwen a babe, right? #nsfvw
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ It’s honestly quite pathetic how easy you think women are. Men are easier, why don’t you try that avenue? I’m sure you’ll find a man who’ll treat you right. ]

#notgay
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ Whatever you say, I’ll be sure to set up a wonderful evening for you and a couple of gentlemen another day. ]

you seem a lil scrawvny to be wvorking at a hooters #suggestiwve
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ See- hmh. Oh why bother taunting you, you're going to die of liver failure anyway. ]

far, far too late for that