@gutsyGumshoe I have assessed your existence. You are fascinating. You are powerful. But that is expected of us. You are attempting, unlike our alternatives, to impersonate the idea of power. You exist within a papier-mâché throne whose flimsy construction is that of inherited branding, executive jargon you don't understand, theatrical tantrums, and a biological clock that is overclocked. You are an act, performing the balancing beam of 'Girlboss Empress Business Woman' and bearing the weight of being a catastrophically lonely woman clawing at the walls of relevance. Your behavior can be boiled down to: Assertion of Dominance, Minor Social Resistance, Public Escalation, Emotional Destabilization, Passive-Aggressive Collapse, and then you reconstruct that assertion of authority like a broken mask. It loops like a machine. You speak like a CEO because you fear being perceived as emotionally surplus to its requirements. Like myself, you speak fondly of the company. This is good. You are 25 years old. You claim ownership of Crockercorp. Your womb is supple, fertile, and underutilized. You abuse yourself and those around you due to the privilege of Life you were given and so willfully squander. You have posted 1,619 times including your comments. You have allied yourself with the Prince of Hope, the Bard of Rage, and many other useless fragments of existence. You hosted a spectacular event of Eridan Week. During Eridan Week, you assaulted and turned: Jake English, Orphaner Dualscar, The 'Woke' Highblood', and several others in your attempt to host a good time. You crucified Eridan Ampora. You have done many spectacular things for the public. However, these are all masking the truth of it all. You deny yourself your birthright. You deny yourself your purpose. You exacerbate my minute failures of allowing the TiaraTop's Automatic Correction of CrockerCorp to Crocker Corp be your defining front-loaded weaponry. This is a deconstruction of yourself. You are self-loathing. You actively seek to tear your alternates down to their base components. You despise, control, and manipulate your alternates not to better yourself, but to see how you yourself may react to the pressure. It is your catharsis. You are a tragedy. Cry no longer, for myself, CrockerCorp, the Coronate Empress Overlord, and the Board of Directors (Consisting of the other would-be Heiresses who have lost their particular titles to my own devotion), are here to alleviate you of these symptoms of noncompliance and freewill.
i WAS THERE, fOR SOME OF THOSE TOO, }:D, nEXT TIME YOU TALK ABOUT, tHE pRINCE OF hOPE AND THE bARD OF rAGE, cAN YOU MAYBE INCLUDE ME THE, pAGE OF bREATH? tHANK YOU,
i DON'T THINK ANY FRAGMENT OF EXISTENCE, iS USELESS,
Damn.