
Average interaction with @aspiringPessimist:

。゚(TヮT)゚。 LUH FUCKING MAYO get his assssssss ♫

Would You Like An Autograph?

Certainly! Do let me know if you happen upon any noteworthy individuals.

It Took You Five Whole Minutes To Come Up With That? #snark #lol

LORD, yes, you got me. I replied five minutes later, therefore I MUST have been hunched over my monitor and utterly stumped as to how to defend myself against your scathing remarks. For a meager cog in the intergalactic conquest machine, you sure do seem to forget most adults have jobs.

Oh dear, you are mid-workday and you are still choosing to take time out of your oh so busy schedule to squabble online with me? What an honor. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite troll bella hadid. #reference #snark #snark #snark

((we pretend I didn't accidentally tick the lil ooc box down there 🌈🐬))

Who is Bella Hadid.
