Nobody says "seize him" anymore.
Speak for yourself!
if i askEd nicEly would you sEizE mE?
And then they're like UNHAND ME AT ONCE! and you get to be like. "Remove this interloper from my sight."
What is odd about the phrasing of this altercation.
No, nothing is weird about it. I was complaining that you just don't get this type of interaction anymore.