I'M CHITTING THIS UNDER COERCION OF @gutsyGumshoe, CEO OF CROCKERCORP. THIS IS A POLITICAL MOVE TO PAINT ME AS A VILLAIN UNDER THREAT OF LIBEL. THIS MEANS NOTHING. I HATE YOU. BLUH.
ive always liked d0ing that thing where two pe0ple sho0t lasers and they clash and one gets cl0ser two the 0ther.
BULLSHIT. NOT FAIR. YOU GET TWO BEAMS, BEAMCLASH CHEATER.
dats a lotta lust chalky hehehe got somethin ya wanna tell us???
AND I WILL REPEAT THE EXCERPT OF THE DEFINITION FROM THE ASSESSMENT ITSELF, FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF YOUR BLITHERING, FECULENT GANDERBULBS. "CHARMED AND CHARMING, HUNGRY FOR INTENSITY, RESTLESS WHEN LIFE TURNS TEPID." GO VISIT ANOTHER ROMANTIC CINEMA CLUB RUN BY SOMEONE WITH A *LOW* LUST SCORE. TELL ME HOW FUN IT IS. TELL ME WHAT RIVETING INSIGHTS YOU GLEAN OUT OF SOMEONE WITH NO RECEPTIVENESS TO ANY MORTAL PASSION WORTH HALF A SHIT. I'LL WAIT. YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS.
hehehehehehe but i like the host i got though
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#BENORMAL.
࣪⊹₊˚{ whaaaat! when am i not normal!!!! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ALTERNIA'S FOREMOST SCHOLARS COULD WRITE ENCYCLOPEDIAS END-TO-END SPANNING THE LENGTH OF A FUCKING BATTLESHIP ON HOW ABNORMAL YOU ARE AND STILL NOT SUM IT ALL UP. LET'S SEE *YOU* TAKE THE STUPID QUIZ. LET'S SEE HOW NORMAL LADY AHYMZA IS IN THE BRINY, APHOTIC CONVOLUTIONS OF HER TWISTED THOUGHTSPONGE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ORCAYYYY! fine then!!!! well let the wholeeee timeline watch as i TOOOOTALLY dorsalmate you in our little normie off }*ᗜ*{ GET READY TO SUCK MY BARNACLES, CRABSNAAAACK! ◞}~7~{ ◞}~7~{ ◞}~7~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪