someone is #playing a SICK FUCKIN JOKE my hivve just got turned to dust not evven ONE of my miserable wwand piles survvivved
the irony is the only thing left is a perfectly round spherical egg not evven ovval shaped i nevver seen a egg like this before i suspect twwisted and wwicked arts are at play but wwhat the FUCK
FUCK. YOU WIN. YOU HAVE EXECUTED THE FASTEST STRATEGY. TO FIND THE HIDDEN ITEM. I HUMBLY SUBMIT TO YOUR SUPERIORITY. FOR THE REST OF US. LOWLY UNDESIRABLES. WOULD YOU SHOW US WHAT'S INSIDE THE EGG.
oh god i didnt evven think to crack it i ate it up wwhole shell and all tonight as soon as i chittd about it
cant be expected to cope wwith this tremendous loss on a empty stomach can i