
「MEGANE ★ ZETTAI ★ TERRITORY! (ФωФ)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zettai means absolute! (*ゝω・*) absolute territory typically refers to the gap between a moe girl's skirt and her thigh stocks... keke!]

「kekeke!! gorb-chan, choto kawaii ne! (* ´ ▽ ` *)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ahhh~ syo kyutieful!]

「(・`ω´・ )megane saw ai-chan give all the quaddies to his postu.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan's... tsundere arc! (;・∀・) g-gyah. megane-san...n-never considered this!]

HELLO. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR ATTACHMENT. I CAN’T SEE YOUR BARE UPPER WALKSTEM. ONLY YOUR LITTLE DANCE. FIX IT.

「k-kyahhh!!! Σ(;`∀´) h-hentai, dam-chan! sou nanda, iku yo, megane-san's thighs are only for his oshi's eyes! ヽ(●´ε`●)ノ」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pervert, dam-chan! (・`ω´・ ) gyahhh, behave! (;´∀`) s-someone might think l-lesser of you... (;゜゜) ah- eto, righto! sou nande means "oh, shoot!" and iku yo means "watch out, i'm going!"(*´・з・) keh. only megane's kyutieful oshi can see his real absolute territory. (-_-;) and naked tosan, when baka lusus-sama wants to bathe megane's greasums off of hims.]
Urusei. Mendokusai yo ne. ಠ益ಠ~ndar0u0? ♡ ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ

OH NO. SOMEONE MIGHT THINK LESSER OF ME. AND. BY EXTENSION. ALL #LUSTYRUSTIES. #TREEABOOTRAMPS. #GUTTERWHORES. AND #WOMEN. IF I ADMIT TO WANTING TO BEND YOU OVER. AND YAOIPADDLE YOUR BARE SITGLOBES. UNTIL YOU WEEP. AND WAIL. AND BEG. AND BREAK. THAT WOULD BE DEVASTATING. CONSIDERING MY SPARKLING REPUTATION. #HAAHAA. #HEEHEE. #HOOHOO.

「(-_-;) megane-san does nyat like bois.」

YURIPADDLE?

「megane-san just likes to watch girl's wuv... kekeke~!(ФωФ)」

CHAIR PADDLE. IN THE FORM OF A STEEL CHAIR. TO SYMBOLIZE YOUR STRATEGIC POSITION. OUTSIDE THE ACTION.

