Hey. At least someone seems to have read Doc Scratch's Guide on Kidnapping.
๐ฅบ ๐ its just such a big scary world out there for golden guys like me right now ๐ ๐ฅบ ๐โ๐ฅน if only there were some big strong capable arms i could fall into and run my hands over my head and through my hair propped up againstโฆ ๐โ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is CHARITABLY AWARE OF HIS OWN FRAIL MORTALITY.
you're a guy?
๐๐ w ๐ฅบ๐ค ๐ wait are you not? ๐ ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY.
No.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. HOLY FUCK. YOU STUPID SHIT.
๐๐mutual misunderstanding, the social equivalent of a printer jam, it is NOT that deep you fang cunted unfuckable finger filleter๐๐ ๐ก CHARMS is OVER IT. NO GENUINELY.
HARD TO SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF. AND TAKE YOUR DESPERATE PITCHWHORING SERIOUSLY. WHEN YOUโRE BABBLING ABOUT MY FUCKABILITY. LIKE I DONโT HAVE LEGIONS OF BITCHES ON MY BULGE. AND SCHOOLS OF SEADWELLERS. BEGGING FOR A TASTE OF RED HOT SLICK. CAN YOU PICK SOMETHING NEW TO INSULT. I CAN ONLY GET TURNED ON WHEN IT ACTUALLY HURTS. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
๐๐๐๐ normally that would be a big fat no ๐๐๐๐ ๐ซข๐คญ but for you, honey? i can make a quick exception ๐คญ๐ซข ๐คyou got about this much left of an alarmingly finite eternity before doc trades you in for a newer model, sugar cube! all that sweet stuff only sticks together juuust before it loses flavor, and your month is almost up!!! ๐ค ๐คyou are where you are as an oversight, no competition, starved for pushback, and stuck smutfishing for a quick wrist strainer with randos online, you are literally a big fish in a pond so small its better described as a piss puddle, and i look waaay better in gold, it's my brand๐ค โ๏ธyou got all of two things going for youโ๏ธ ๐คthe minute those legs are crossed๐ค ๐ฅขand they are both sticking out of your head on some bibbidi-bobbidi-booshit, like, can you even actually do anything without those trust fund twigs sprouting from the seed scratch daddy left above your forehead? ๐ฅข ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ genuinely embarrassing??? of course youre an easy lay, you can't move shit when you put your mind to it ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ #Chairministrangling #DemotivationalPosters #Damarant #Megidope ๐ก CHARMS is OVER IT. NO GENUINELY.
YEAH. WELL. YOUR UGLY FUCKING MAKEUP MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE ONE. BIG. FAT. YELLOWED. BUCK. FANG. WHOEVER TOLD YOU YOU COULD LEAVE THE HIVE LIKE THAT. WAS NOT YOUR SISTER. MISTER.