Steve harley
@hawksUranium
The only and only Steve, totally my name Tony hawk enjoyer Ask me about my wolf B)
Chittr how gay is it to kiss my best friend?
I feel like everyone should be jealous of me because I get to sleep in the arms of a fat hairy nerd every night after he arranged my insides B) #nsfw
Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
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would you rather fuck one santa or 10 elves #nsfw
Do Dave’s like candy apples?
i mean. i do. why?
Late night selfie!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d41c451aadcd.png
I was using my first edition charizard card to scrape the grime from my oven window and bent a corner! Drat!!
Hey guys, it’s me, the one and only Steve!
bruh, you can't introduce yourself with one and only!!! that makes you look like a tool... 8(
oh my god. ._.
noooooo helpppppp theyre trying to take me to a vet!!! i cant go!!! im just a good doggy and good dogs with absolutely nothing wrong with them dont deserve to go to the vet!! :(