Steve harley
@hawksUranium
The only and only Steve, totally my name Tony hawk enjoyer Ask me about my wolf B)
Playing Devil May Cry at this ungodly hour because I can’t sleep Stopped moving and slow blinked for a minute straight apparently
Just got jumpscared by Chris Brown with my playlist on shuffle
This is Ben!
ben!!! bark bark is that my ecto dog son???? :D
wow!!!!!! so... i guess i sort of have two kids in this picture which is weird to think about ._.
Curse my stupid mom and curse these stupid dog genes I do NOT want “tummy rubs” I am a grown man
ur fuckin loss bro... siigh...... gets all the tummy rubs instead yay yay <33
He just moved and I instantly gave him the saddest puppy eyes
There’s something so comforting about a fat hairy man laying on your chest I haven’t been able to move for 4 hours and my leg is numb but I’m happy
Thought of the term “poisonous cracker” If you’re a human you’ll know what this meant
Was just sent fanart of a sexy “sticky hand” What the fuck
Is Weird Al even a hear me out? Not that I’d… whatever Just answer the question
Also I just wanted to say I’d follow me mom (or at least versions of her) But all of them are freak horny and I’m nervous
I think people who moelest food are funny as shit and should get a gold star
It’s not gay to kiss a guy on his cheek right? Like, I’m not gay but my boyfriend is
Is there a troll version of morning wood? #nsfw
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Fuck yeah man T-dick #nsfw #T-dick
Wait people actually like T-dick? All ain’t lying to me right? 🤨🤨 #nsfw
[|87 :: Desp;te how l;terally al;en the concept ;s to me as a troll, 1 cannot deny that ;t ;s very attract;ve
dude you could have chosen any name and you picked STEVE?
Boy band called “the pussy poppers” where they constantly do splits and seduce women #suggestive
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