Ugh. I was being pathetic last night.
Felt like rubbing it in?
A little bit. But have you considered that I think you’re genuinely cute?
Hm. No, I hadn’t. The feeling is mutual but out of the two of us I think you’re the only one “cute” suits.
Flattery will get you everywhere. What would you rather hear, handsome? Stunningly attractive? A gorgeous man? I can keep going.
Go on, then.
I set myself up for this one truly. This is what I get for saying that ‘I can keep going’ around someone whose tag has conceited in it. You are certainly very Alluring, how about that one? Maybe being called dapper or suave suits your fancy. Perhaps adorable pain in my ass? You are so Radiant or maybe it was Captivating? or was it Ravishing? beauteous? Well-favoured? Drop dead. You do seem quite fetching. Deeply fascinating, prepossessing even. How about seductive or pulchritudinous?
If I didn’t know any better I’d accuse you of trying to coax me into bed with you through praise. It’s working. But to answer your question, I’m fond of “adorable pain in the ass”.
Well that’s good because you are an adorable pain in the ass. Maybe I am trying to do that. It’s seems like I think you’d make very lovely noises and I’d love to see you under me or maybe I’m gonna steal your wallet as I kiss your lovely face in a manner someone would find distracting.
You really are just too cute. That’d be a gamble I’m willing to take.
Whatever I choose to do, it will absolutely involve kissing that annoying smug face of yours.