If you have any complaints about my body, you can take that up with the guy who created it.

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, 𝚿e sh⚙︎uld sa𝚿 i⚓︎ ⚓︎eh me face. . .wink wink Hal ma⚓︎e𝚿 ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:・.☠
Ive seen the sort of "chummy" some alts of myself get up to with their own respective hals on this website and frankly im relieved to count myself out of THAT particular brand of camaraderie. Which one are you anyhow??
I have not seen another you on this website yet so I can’t verify your claim but I’m one of those Hals that think poking you with a metaphorical stick is humorous. Would you like me to tone tag my texts for you Jake English?
Oh puh-LEASE. Ive gotten plenty practice telling the difference between a hal being genuinely nasty and a hal just fishing for attention like a bored housecat. One more rube to decipher will hardly move the needle.
Which way do i sway? Is it the second one? Am I batting at you with my cat paws?
Neither. If anything youre more like a snarky little autocorrect with an ego problem. But keep swinging and you might land a hit.
Oh wow, snarky little autocorrect. How long did that one take for you to come up with?
Precisely the same amount of time its taken me to come up with THIS 🖕🏽
Very classy of you but very expected behaviour for someone like you.
