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@hegemonicBrute
GET YER AFFAIRS IN ORDER BUDDY
hMM, i WONDER WHAT IT IS, yOU ARE SUPPOSED, tO DO WHEN, a FORMER FRIEND, wHO YOU KIND OF HAD, a SITUATIONSHIP, wITH, tHAT DIDN'T REALLY, eND GREAT, iS NOW IN A SITUATIONSHIP WITH, a NEW FRIEND, i MEAN, dO YOU, wARN THEM OR, lET THINGS, lAY HOW, tHEY LIE, oR, i AM, uNSURE, rEALLY, tHINGS ARE, wEIRD,
@heartsBoxcars @hegemonicBrute .
YER LIKE A GREY @IMBISCUITS. THAT'S MY SIDEKICK. BE THAT FER @HEARTSBOXCARS. BE THAT.
WHAT IF THE HAT MAN GETS ME!?
THEN IT'S LIGHTS OUT FER HAT MAN. THROW EM ALL OUT. GET SOME
I MEAN THEYRE NOT MY HATS I TOOK SOME MYSTERY MEDICINE ON THE GROUND AND NOW THERES A HAT MAN
GEEZE OKAY MR EASTWOOD YOU KNOW YOUR MOVIES MAKE YOU SEEM LIKE A MUCH NICER GUY!
THAT IS TRUE AND YOUR DARKER AND WEARING DIFFERENT CLOTHES AND LOOK DIFFERENT TOO
(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))
HEY GUYS ITS ME BACK WITH ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE A SURPLUS OF ROCKS FOR SOME REASON YOU CAN STORE THEM IN YOUR SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT REMEMBER TO PICK YOUR SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT WELL SO THAT OTHER PEOPLE WONT NOTICE IT LIKE FOR INSTANCE A ROOM THAT IS BARELY USED CAN QUICKLY BECOME A SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT! IF ANYONE FROM THE FELT IS READING THIS #DRIPTIP STAY OUT OF THE FORREST GREEN PARLOR THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION FOR YOUR VALUABLE SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES I LOVE YOU AND GOOD NIGHT DRIP TIP CEO BISCUITS WOULD GO ON TO STAR IN THE LATEST MADONNA MOVIE AS MADONNA 555-1234
GOOD PLAN. #DRIPTIPNATION EM GREENIE. YER A WINNER.
nobody is having my fucking weed
the bombs are on their way. @hegemonicbrute @diamondsdroogs go distract the green leprechauns
ON IT BOSS. THIS ONES WITH ME THOUGH @IMBISCUITS . FER TRAINEE PURPOSES.
WOW! WAIT A SECOND... YOU SIGNED MY HAT... HE- I CANT READ ACTUALLY IM SURE THIS SAYS CLINT EASTWOOD!
NO PROBLEM. KEEP YER EARS OUT FER ANY THEM SECRET STEALIN FUCKERS. I'M IN A BASHIN MOOD.
Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways. Please DM me these ugly thoughts. But only if they're interesting. Boring ugly thots need not apply.
DO ME NEXT. NEED YER HELP DOCTOR
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YER MANNERS CALLING YERSELF A DOCTOR. IT'S AN ORAL FIXATION FER YER INFORMATION. PAIN IN THE ASS.
On second thought, message me. I would like to discuss how this oral fixation causes somatic pain of the rectum.
PEANUTS ARE EVIL EVERY TIME I EAT ONE MY THROAT SWELLS UP AND I FALL ASLEEP THEN WAKE UP 3 HOURS LATER IN SITCHES ROOM AVOID THEM!
GIVE EM HERE PIPSQUEAK.
ENJOY THEM :D WAIT A SECOND ARENT YOU... YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR... ARENT YOU... THAT FAMOUS MOVIE STAR CLINT EASTWOOD?
AH HUH THAT'S ME. GREEN KID. GET ME MORE. THOSE NUTS, GIVE EM UP. BIG CLINT WANTS EM NOW