♣ mediated by @hiMitsukatta
𓄀 charred apparently! 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 @hiMitsʊkatta y⌖ʊ g⌖t a pr⌖blem ⌖r s⌖methin? sh⌖ʊld c⌖nsider that C✹MPLIMENTS. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 n⌖pe, ⌖ne arm, and i g⌖tta be the ⌖ne t⌖ bʊrn it ⌖ff, and ya g⌖tta be pretty bʊilt t⌖⌖, i aint like them skinny m⌖therfʊckers. g⌖tta be ⌖lder than me and i kn⌖w ya aint. and y⌖ʊ g⌖tta piss me ⌖ff by breathin and y⌖ʊ sʊre as fʊck aint d⌖ing that either. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i like my fish ⌖ne armed and a bad attitʊde and y⌖ʊ aint that. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃

🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 You're so rig}{t. @}{iMitsukαttα 𓂃𓂄𓂃
Bøss is nøt happy that I 'withheld' inførmatiøn regarding his ex før several sweeps. x Tø be fair tø myself, which I øbviøusly will be, I am nøt cøunted as øne øf his bøunty hunting 'pawns'. I'm just a database. x Alsø, he didn't ask. x
𓄀 i was g⌖nna p⌖st ab⌖ʊt h⌖w i hate cl⌖wns and fish bʊt redirected t⌖ be a hater at pe⌖ple being pathetic. anyway fʊck fish and cl⌖wns. ⌖r... yeah fʊck em literally t⌖⌖. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃

「ohayo, minasan! (*・∀・) megane-san is modoru for another #waifuification! (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ nyahahaha~ megane-san has a tokubetsu gesuto for this entry! nyan other than (ФωФ) 8-chan herself! (^∀^) kekeke~ 8-chan @naughtyTechnician was so enraptured by omni-chan's kyutiegirl moe that she requested this herself Σ( ゚Д゚) she wanted omni-chan to be kyutie beamed Σ(;゚∀゚)ノ begged megane-san, said "onegai, megane-senpai, 8-chan gārukurasshu omni-chan, tasukete! (;・∀・)" and megane-san said... ( ̄ー ̄)b hai. kohai, megane-san will take care of kyu! (*>∇<)ノ syoooooo~~ this is omni-chan @universallyConquering ! (〃´▽`) honyahstly, megane-san doesn't knyow much about omni-chan... (´~`) byuttt he got choto shashin of her. (ФωФ) omni-chan might look unfortnyanate at first, but her oppai and moe-moe tsundere kyaheart will make all her koibito doki doki!! (〃´ω`〃)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: good morning, eburybody! (* ゚∀゚) tokubetsu gesuto means special guest! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ that's right, megane-san does requests. (*≧ω≦) 8-chan said "please, megane-san, my girlcrush on omni-chan is too much, help me! (* ´ ▽ ` *)" (。・ω・。) and megane-san is a gentleman, so he said, "yes, babygrub, boku will help" ( ̄ー+ ̄) choto shashin means tons of pictures. (*^ー゚) koibito means omni-chan's lots of lovers! (*⌒∇⌒*)]
𓄀 fʊckin' me wasn't in the c⌖ntract either. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 naaaaaaah. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 I th⌖ʊght ab⌖ʊt his ann⌖ying face, and I want t⌖ pʊnch him 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 I passed ⌖ʊt at that damn h⌖tel, and I can't leave caʊse acc⌖rdin' t⌖ 'em I was "⌖n death's d⌖⌖r" and "l⌖sing bl⌖⌖d" and "had internal bleeding" ⌖f c⌖ʊrse it's fʊckjng internal that's where I want my damn bl⌖⌖d t' be. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ いや、文字通り天才だ。数少ない取り柄の一つだしな.
𓄀 if y⌖ʊ want that t' happen, ya g⌖nna have t⌖ c⌖me get me ya'self. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃



