BATTER UP < GOING TO START FOLLOWING A FEW ACCOUNTS ON HERE AS MY PR TEAM HAS ADVISED ME, IN THEIR WORDS, "THOUGH YOU ARE A GOD AT SLAUGHTER SPHERE YOU NEED TO LOWER YOURSELF DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF OTHERS AND MAKE THEM FEEL AS IF YOU ARE ONE OF THEM." TO WHICH I SAID FUCKING ALRIGHT I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THAT BUTTON WAS THERE, SO LET'S CHILL OUT A FUCKING LITTLE. IF YOU ARE A TRUE #BATTURRUNHEAD PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WOULD BE HAPPY TO DISPENSE A FOLLOW ON THIS WEBSITE. HOW MANY ARE WE EVEN ALLOWED TO FUCKING HAVE. > HOMERUN
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BATTER UP < DO YOU REALLY FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT? SORRY. THAT WAS INSENSITIVE. BUT SERIOUSLY. > HOMERUN
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BATTER UP < MY LEGAL TEAM HAS ADVISED ME NOT TO GIVE A STRONG OPINION ON FANS THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED "INCITING CONFLICT." > HOMERUN