Has anyone done a food version of #Smashorpass ? If not I bravely volunteer! Send me photos of your cooking, and I will rate it unbiased!

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I suggest we both buy an obnoxiously large kitchen timer so we stop zoning the fuck out on these dumplings. I feel kinda bad for em.
There was sauce in the pan. It just evaporated and turned molten, but they had their moment.
Every addition to this post makes me more and more depressed. Do i need to start a group cooking class??? Because I will, if it means that people will not longer bring risk to themselves like this!
I'm trying my honest to god best over here. But I won't turn down some genuine cooking lessons. Food Network is failing me hard.
Ah, the nefarious food network... rest assured, I will be far more clear and easy follow than they ever hope to be! >:B
Thank fuck. They seem to think I just have truffle laying around in the goddamn kitchen cabinet. Like it's flour or rice, a household staple that everybody clearly keeps stocked at all times.
I know I do, but thats only because I was raised by the world's number on Chef! Beginner cooks aren't going to have such an expensive and exotic food item on hand!!! Furthermore, there are plenty of easier to find alternatives that no one ever brings up!!! UGH, a pox upon the food network! >:B
Throwing all my Pioneer Woman cookware out immediately what a sham.

