... MAYBE I SHOULDN'T PLAY THE "WE WANT ALL YOUR CAEGARS BUT WILL ASK FOR THEM IN SMALL, SEEMINGLY INNOCENT WAYS UNTIL YOU ARE BANKRUPT" GAME.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS JUST ME BEING NOSY AS SHIT SO FEEL FREE TO IGNORE MY ASS IF ITS NOT SOMETHING YOU WISH TO DISCLOSE.
I WAS BORED, WHICH IS WHERE EVERY RECENT GROSSLY MUNDANE STORY INVOLVING ME BEGINS, SO I DOWNLOADED SOME ARCHAIC GAME ABOUT WIZARDS WHO CAST SPELLS VIA MAGICAL AND CONVOLUTED CARDS. SOMEHOW IT'S BOTH SUBSCRIPTION BASED *AND* FULL OF (OPTIONAL) MICROTRANSACTIONS.
MAYBE DON'T PLAY THAT THEN?? THERES SO MANY GAMES LIKE THAT TODAY AND ALL OF THEM KINDA SUCK?
THE ISSUE IS THAT IT DOES NOT SUCK. IT'S RIDICULOUSLY FUN. I HAVE TO PEEL MY FRONDS OFF THE KEYBOARD AND COAX MYSELF AWAY FROM MY HUSKTOP TO AVOID DUMPING MORE CAEGARS INTO IT. I'M LEVEL 50, I HAVE A COOL PET, AND I BEAT MY ENEMIES INTO THE GROUND. WHAT MORE COULD I REALISTICALLY ASK FROM A GAME MADE WHEN I WAS A WRIGGLER? ... BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. I REALLY NEED TO STOP PLAYING. GOD OF THIS PLANET OR NOT, I HAVE A FUCKING BUDGET.
OH IS IT THAT GOOD? WAIT NO. NO I VOWED NOT TO GET ATTACHED TO THOSE KINDS OF GAMES AGAIN. GET OFF IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.