Myrdin Warlok
@inlihtanEruditus
——§ Pledged t∞ the rightful cr∞wn prince ∞f Alternia, his highness, Vivien Faerie.
I'd likΣ tΦ takΣ a mΦmΣnt tΦ addrΣss thΣ dΦubt and skΣpticism manψ sΣΣm tΦ fΣΣl in rΣgards tΦ whΣrΣ I stand. At prΣsΣnt, I havΣ Φnlψ mψ wΦrds tΦ trψ tΦ cΦnvincΣ ψΦu Φf mψ intΣntiΦns until I havΣ acquirΣd thΣ rΣsΦurcΣs nΣcΣssarψ tΦ prΦvΣ mψsΣlf tΦ ψΦu all as I knΦw ψΦu nΣΣd mΣ tΦ. SΦ, fΦr nΦw, I'vΣ draftΣd a manifΣstΦ that will hΦpΣfullψ shΣd sΦmΣ light upΦn mψ Φwn cΦnvictiΦns. WhΣthΣr ψΦu rΣad it Φr ψΦu dΦn't, knΦw this: I'm nΦt fucking arΦund. If ψΦu chΦΦsΣ tΦ undΣrΣstimatΣ mΣ, it's ψΦur cΦrpsΣ partψ. https://dΦcs.gΦΦglΣ.cΦm/dΦcumΣnt/d/1_b-PbfDFTΣΦAwsVUrB0Zmhp0gLPkJhHNrZ1rfMKMPxI/Σdit?usp=sharing
——§ Benev∞lent pr∞mises, but y∞u have menti∞ned in a few p∞sts h∞w y∞u d∞n't have the res∞urces quite yet t∞ reach this kind ∞f future. Asking tr∞llking t∞ pledge themselves t∞ y∞ur banner is a t∞ll ∞rder. Tr∞lls care n∞t f∞r pr∞mises. They care f∞r results.
And hΦw wΦuld ψΦu prΦpΦsΣ I acquirΣ thΦsΣ rΣsΦurcΣs withΦut first gaining thΣ suppΦrt Φf thΦsΣ whΦ wΦuld prΦvidΣ thΣm tΦ mΣ? It's quitΣ naivΣ and shΦrt-sightΣd tΦ ΣxpΣct thΣ changΣs I ΣnvisiΦn tΦ happΣn ΦvΣrdaψ, dΦn't ψΦu think? RΣvΦlutiΦn wΦn't happΣn withΦut bΣliΣf in its causΣ. NΦbΦdψ can takΣ thΣ first stΣp fΦrward withΦut first having thΣ cΦuragΣ tΦ facΣ thΣ unknΦwn.
——§ I d∞n't believe writing a manifest∞ sharing the general disc∞ntent felt by ∞ur species since time immem∞rial is as g∞∞d ∞f a first step as y∞u think. Y∞u w∞uld gain m∞re supp∞rt getting t∞ listen t∞ the pe∞ple y∞u wish t∞ lead and understanding h∞w is it they envisi∞n a s∞luti∞n, the g∞ fr∞m there.
ΨΦu sΣΣm tΦ bΣ assuming I'm wΦrking alΦnΣ. Just bΣcausΣ thΣ ignΦrant massΣs Φf this cΣsspΦΦl Φf a wΣbsitΣ dΦn't havΣ thΣ attΣntiΦn span Φr critical thinking skills tΦ ΣngagΣ in intΣllΣctual pΦlitical cΦmmΣntarψ dΦΣsn't mΣan I'm ignΦring thΦsΣ whΦ dΦ. ThΣ pΦint Φf that dΦcumΣnt is tΦ makΣ mψ stancΣ Φn thΣ currΣnt statΣ Φf affairs abundantlψ clΣar. I dΦn't prΣtΣnd tΦ rΣlψ Φn thΣ pitiablΣ usΣr basΣ Φf a singlΣ sΦcial mΣdia platfΦrm tΦ build mψ campaign.
——§ Is that s∞. I stand c∞rrected then. Even s∞, as l∞ng as y∞u remain a threat t∞ my liege, I'm ∞bliged t∞ remind y∞u we stand ∞n ∞pp∞site sides. Just FYI.
PΣrhaps "ψΦur liΣgΣ" shΦuld cΦnsidΣr accΣpting mψ trucΣ, thΣn. If thΣψ'rΣ nΦt just sΦmΣ pΦwΣr-hungrψ tψrant whΦ Φnlψ carΣs abΦut wΣaring a crΦwn, it shΦuldn't bΣ an issuΣ.
——§ Actually, I d∞ have s∞mething t∞ say besides p∞sting wizard memes. I want t∞ make it clear I'm fully pledged t∞ my liege @vig∞r∞usHeredis wh∞ I ackn∞wledge as the ∞nly rightful heir t∞ the Empire's thr∞ne. Any ∞ther r∞yals ∞pp∞sed t∞ his claim will just have t∞ be disp∞sed ∞f. That's all.
OR / PERHAPS / ANY / OTHER / ROYALS / WILLING / TO / BEND / THE / KNEE / CAN / ALWAYS / BE / CONSIDERED / IMPORTANT / ALLIES! / ─┼─── JUST / AN / OPTION / WE / DON'T / HAVE / TO / BE / SO / RUTHLESS / DEAR / MYRDIN! / ─┼───
——§ ... I d∞n't kn∞w what t∞ p∞st f∞r my first p∞st here, s∞ have this instead. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Myrdin/tr∞llwizard%20meme.png
AS / ALWAYS / YOU / NEVER / FAIL / TO / BRIGHTEN / THE / MOOD! / ─┼─── EXCELLENT / CHOICE / FOR / AN / ICE / BREAKER / MY / DEAR / MYRDIN!
Do you think that there are any zort of zea creaturez near the zhallower areaz of the water that would jump up and try to eat you? I'd like to at leazt kick my legz around in the water, but I don't think that'z a great idea.
——§ There's definitely a g∞∞d number ∞f sea creatures wh∞ are ∞n the l∞∞k∞ut f∞r easy prey. I w∞uld advise extreme cauti∞n.
——§ ... N∞ pr∞blem. If y∞u kn∞w a vi∞let ∞r even a purplebl∞∞d y∞u c∞uld trust, having them ar∞und might dissuade sea creatures. They usually can tell their "kind".
I'm... out with a purpleblood currently. Zo hopefully that'z enough to azzuage the creaturez. Hiz luzuz iz quite literally where hiz hive iz. Giant fuck off crab that'z zleeping. Iz that enough of a deterrent?
AbsΦlutΣlψ pathΣtic fΦr anψΦnΣ undΣr *viΦlΣt* tΦ bΣ dΣmanding "rΣvΣrΣncΣ". As if ψΦu'vΣ dΦnΣ anψthing tΦ Σarn it. PurplΣblΦΦds arΣ still Φn thin icΣ, lΣt alΦnΣ indigΦs. KnΦw ψΦur placΣ.
——§ Perhaps antag∞nizing the land's arist∞cracy isn't the wisest c∞urse ∞f acti∞n.
WΦuld ψΦu rathΣr thΣψ prancΣ arΦund Φn thΣir high hΦrsΣs dΣmanding undΣsΣrvΣd rΣspΣct? ΨΦu can kiss arsΣ all ψΦu want, but I'm gΦing tΦ saψ it hΦw it is.