Indose Howaci

1 week ago

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “Have to be on call tonight As if I don’t work enough…” )

1 week ago

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “I should’ve listened to my eye doctor when he said I needed that blue light coating on my glasses My eyes are really killin me” )

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “I'm running on 3 cups of coffee and a fuckin prayer, I am gettin this shit done” )

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “‘That’s not my department’ is my favorite useless phrase Because somehow it always ends up my department…” )

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “I think this job is beginning to suck the life out of me, have mercy…” )

Kult: +29

Kull: +25

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.16

Madeth Astrae

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[E] Escape if possible, while you still can.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

The GREAT Hyalus Noctua

@asomatousOwlery[AO]

Just QUIT!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @asomatousOwlery[AO]

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “Would love to. It’d be so easy. But unfortunately I need my job” )

↩ @innovativeTech[IT]

The GREAT Hyalus Noctua

@asomatousOwlery[AO]

Hmmm... I d⊚n't think s⊚! What if y⊚u g⊚t a new ⊚ne?! (＾◉▾◉＾)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @asomatousOwlery[AO]

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “But do I really hate my job more than I hate navigating the shitty troll job market? Ugh just the thought of that question…, lol” )

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “So unfortunately I’ve developed what I like to call MANIA, meaning I will have these moments where my thinkpan goes into overdrive and I start doing 2 million things at once that I don’t remember Point being. I came down from that state of mania and now I have 10 dead computers in my room that I apparently thought I could fix!!” )

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “coworker’s program got hacked into while he was trying to patch it I told him there was a cyberthreat warning but NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO INDOSE” )

Kult: +33

Kull: +25

Total: 58

Ratio: 1.32

Retria Inosta

@byteBacklog[BB]

console.log("if yøu hire an expert use the expert");

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @byteBacklog[BB]

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “thank you Apparently everyone in this damn place thinks I get paid to jerk off, and I don’t know what the hell im talking about” )

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @innovativeTech[IT]

Retria Inosta

@byteBacklog[BB]

console.log("that døesn't søund like an awful jøb");

↩ @byteBacklog[BB]

Initializing… If user == innovativeTech: Print( “Pfft, well I’m sure someone that’s not me is gettin paid for that and having the best time Unfortunately I’m stuck in programming hell” )

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @innovativeTech[IT]

Retria Inosta

@byteBacklog[BB]

console.log("døn't i knøw it"); console.log("makin møney can quickly cull enjøyment før a høbby");