Adalyn

1 month ago

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@magicianChartreuse[MC]

As a publisher, I print the names of authors' stories on the cheques when I cash them in at the bank. One day, as I was trying to redeem a recent pay, I saw the clerk freeze in fear, and it was only after I looked back at the cheque that I realised the problem. This payment was for a story I'd published called "Your Money Or Your Life" - which, of course, I had written in big block capitals across the top of the cheque. #jokes @insecureNature