Appendix A: Official Bodycount Cat (first iteration) (trampling) — p. 2 Countless creatures murdered by Acorn (unspecified) (past) — p. 4 Goats (ritual sacrifice) (planned) — p. 7 33 citizens of Pawnee (bread factory fire) (past) — p. 10 Daedalus (starvation) (metaphorical) — p. 12 Cat (second iteration) (trampling) — p. 16 Nikola Tesla (electrocution by voltage leech) (past) — p. 16 Tauntaun (sliced open by Anna) (past) — p. 17 Bicycling man (dangerous bike stunt) — p. 18 Unspecified number of ponies (Russian Roulette) (past) — p. 20 Two ponies in the barn (shotgun) — p. 20 Stupid Fucking Ponies (running into burning barns) (hypothetical) — p. 26 Anna (heart attack) (temporary) — p. 27 Alexander Pushkin (trampling) (hypothetical) — p. 27 Cat (third iteration) (head bitten off) — p. 28 Squirrel (flesh rent by sprouting seed) (metaphorical) — p. 29 Brandy’s murders (unspecified) (past) — p. 34 Corn of wheat (metaphorical) — p. 35 Sweatshirt-wearing corpse (unspecified) — p. 40 Pheasant (eaten alive by Pam) — p. 41 Shepherd (drowning) — p. 45 Snoop Dogg (decapitation) (past) — p. 47 Political prisoner (firing squad) (metaphorical) — p. 51 Lil’ Seb and Lightning (freezing or cannibalism) (probable) — p. 54 Panther (unspecified) — p. 71 Brandy and/or Dr. Crandall (gunshot and/or chandelier) (unverified) — p. 71 Lulu’s mother (unspecified) — p. 72 Minotaur — p. 76 The pharmakos (execution) (past) — p. 83 Christ (hemlock) — p. 84 Socrates (crucifixion) — p. 84 Minos (eisodos) — p. 87 Acorn (hamartia) — p. ? Dirk (mimesis) — p. ? Jeanne Betancourt (agon) — p. ? Pam (peripeteia) — p. ? Anna (an(n)agnorisis) — p. ? Pawnee (catharsis) — p. ? The Author is dead. Long live the Author. #DetectivePony