
Our culture is dying...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ No one knows how to troll anymore...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

and to think they stuffed the secret to trolling literally anybody under this box right here 🪤 and those pesky younger generations are too fucking set in their ways always on they shellphones to go and get it

Oooh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Is anyone else gonna go get that?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

nope i checked its sad really if only some enterprising and especially clever super fucking right about things troll could just i dont know trot along and harmlessly yank it free

Ooooooooooooh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Well...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I may know someone...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

no way you made that up one such person has to be like incredibly amazeballs fucking brilliant its a high bar to clear

You're so right...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Though...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I brielieve they're a pawfect match...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I am often correct about these things...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

if i were to have the rare pleasure of somehow reaching such a person not saying i would even be worthy of the privilege honor even i would say go to her go to that box find it deep within yourself to burrow under that cardboard castle and wrench free your prize your destiny even

Yes, yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ It is of upmost impawtance...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We must clawntact the one...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We must...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ 🪤 ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ 🪤 ...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ 🪤 💥 📦 SQUEAK📦

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SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ📦