[OPEN RP] *The extremely cool swordsman balanced on a telephone pole, looking out over a major metropolitan area with his trusty blade drawn. It catches in the moonlight. Glittering.*

Are you waiting for someone, friend?
*The swordsman did not budget enough for dialogue so the lady receives a shrug in reply, then a lifted hand that tilts in a "kinda-sorta" motion. Perhaps he was waiting for destiny. Perhaps he was waiting for a pizza delivery driver.*

I see. Well. I hope you at least put some sunscreen on. *The well-dressed magical lady shrugs right back and continues on her merry way, leaving An Ominous Eye(tm) affixed on top of The Swordsman*

what the FUCK are the two of you on about
Dude.

bro
Not your bro.

yeowch that stung i cant believe youd wound me with your tongue im on my knees, your words leavin me numb

this guy bothering you extremely cool swordsman *a voice chimes in with a wistful quality to it like a sick as all fuck samurai master reflecting upon a many years spanning military campaign singlehandedly fought and won by a man scarred by one hundred battles and ready to triumph over countless more* i could probably beat his ass blindfolded so if you dont mind like blinding him or whatever this can be over in no time flat

what the helly why am i bein targeted here