Happy fathers day to all the neglected daughters.

youd be an incredible father sending this as late as you did much like anticipated child support

WHAT

Could not have said it better myself.
Woah nelly who said anything about child support??? I just wanted to tip my hat to all the brave dames of the frontier of quasi-familial burdensome.
I salute you.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

you tipped your hat a little bit too deep there bucko maybe next time be a little more careful about the rack by the door belonging to all those brave dames
Easy there sheriff. Just because a fella knows where the hat rack is doesn't mean hes responsible for fillin the nursery. Maybe a cowboy may be strolling through the town paying his respects and keeping his boots off the furniture.