good morning dorks and dorkettes
homie felt the need to self diss as inclusively as possible respect
im going to crawl through this screen and slap the shades off your stupid ass im so serious
do it dork pussy dorkette no balls dork you wont dorkette nah nah nah nah nah
fifty lashings and one week dungeon for you guards take his ass away
no please i only stole a loaf of bread for the funnies it wasnt for the usual poor person reason like feeding my family i was feeding laughter king dork duchess dorkette i plead i implore you to reconsider
sorry bro but thems the rules one slice might have been a slap on the wrist but the whole damn thing? youre done for buddy were gonna have you strung up by your feet and used like a really loud pinata for all the boys and girls on their propaganda dungeon field trip like "look little nimrod this will be you if you dont start praising the king" and hell cry and sob as he hits you with a piece of wood just how the world works dorkius the third