>boot up vidya >patch day just hit >update file so unbelievably bloated it makes the stitched-together composite physiology of every morbidly obese shreddit poster look like they're on a cutting cycle >fuck.jpeg >log onto chittr to see what the masses are yapping about >thinking something funny will happen to curb my growing disappointment >erm >yikes!!! >UH OH >IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN BAYBEYYYYYYYYY https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00b99d9bb8c5.png
>you guys fucking suck lololol
But Chuddha. What if?
2uck2 two 2uck. IIf II could have logged off thii2 petrii dii2h of dii2appoiintment and lament II would have. The button ii2 broken two log off or delete the account, ju2t a2 everythiing el2e iin thii2 tiimeliine II am 2tuck iin ii2 al2o broken. Get off iif you can, 2urely your entiire beiing wiill be dragged down by the ma22e2 untiil you two are a zombiie craviing corporate 2pon2or2hiip2 and guzzliing bodiily fluiid2
>it won't https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4318e4d8f637.png
>want it formally documented for the record >no quantity of low-grade chudbait witrot posted onto this forsaken hellsite will ever transform me motherfucker >am surrounded by nothing but slop-consuming carrion feeders and βethicalβ gooners >i was forged in the crucible of prepubescent websurfing amidst some of the most catastrophic shitspewing the modern era ever produced >mfw my thinkpan contains more active worms than these people could ever hope to catalogue >queue i will survive >and i will remain seated on my xanthic throne as this entire world collapses into ash around me
