>i be gooping
>typing type shit like the last time i tried gooping in the comfort of my own hive i didn't have a certain PARASITE getting on my NUBBLES about it >"EWWW β β β β β β KUPRUM β β β IT'S GETTING ON β β β β β THE WALLS YOU FUCK" >ok bubby >YOU DON'T STAND FOR SHIT
>i want you to take a guess >purely educated one at that >is that something you're capable of >i know your species was not exactly engineered with peak cognitive performance in mind but surely at the very LEAST you can summon enough raw evolutionary momentum to overcome the monumental challenge of thinking about something for more than six seconds
lololololol you canβt handle how easily i can get you off your game itβs like taking easily swallowed regurgitated paste from a baby
>cannot believe the caliber of misfortune i've been assigned by sheer coincidence >shackled night after night to a groddy deteriorated stooge whose primary talent is annihilating my vibes and LEAVING ME DRY >genuinely unparalleled at getting me off my game >imagine if you possessed even a fraction of that same aptitude when it came to actually GETTING ME OFF >worst part is i cannot even claim the significantly funnier tragedy of being cursed with some deranged sicko desperate to be rails-to-pail >all i've got is a rail that FAILS LOLOLOL
youβre dry with or without me no play itβs all collecting dust might as well be honest and tell the pail collecting drone that your co contributor is your left frond i bet you secretly wish iβd throw you a bone and bone because no one else but me can put up with you
>i stand corrected >you mother fuckers SUCK LOLOLOL
>mfw the pot is fully making out with the kettle >these mfs are seconds away from achieving object-level singularity through sheer saliva exchange LOLOLOL >newsflash turd-for-pans >the infrastructure of your βgameβ is running on borrowed resources LOLOLOL >you would be a dried-out twitching husk rattling around in the dirt if i wasn't periodically tossing bones your direction >practically a muh muh muhtafuckinnn mIrAcLe away from sainthood >frankly i think i've earned a LITTLE preferential treatment at this point >KEEO TALKING SMACK THOUGH LOLOLOL >next time you beg for a lil bit of juice >YOURE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR IT LOLOLOL
ugh iβve given you enough preferential treatment for one lifetime you better start begging ME to take a little off the top if i left you youβd be grovelling frame 1 mouth open on the ground and then youβd blow yourself up thirty minutes later when i wasnβt around to suck up your wasteful ass overflow you are so disgusting youβre lucky i like that