(„• ֊ •„) You ever think about how Alternia doesn't have a Costco? #atragedyreally
( ´ ▿ ` ) Think of a place with good stuff for a cheap price. The hot dogs are cheap but they're lovely!
:33 < a cheap purring? :33 < like money? :33 < sounds like impurrial purropoganda to me
(*´▽`*) I'm no gatekeeper!61.1431 -149.8804
(＠＾◡＾) I've been searching ★
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Don't knock it til you try it!
>great >currently triangulating approximately drones onto your coordinates as we speak >hope your ass spent some time doing cardio back on shithut globe because you are about to rediscover the evolutionary purpose of SPRINTING LOLOLOL >consider this an enrichment activity >anyways peep these: 25.7618, 80.3235 >nearest surviving troll costco in outglut that hasn't been reduced to a smoking crater by laser strafing >if you manage to make it there without getting turned into irradiated sidewalk paste odds are the drones'll lose target lock and you'll have burned enough calories to justify purchasing a cluckbeast bake from the food court >timer starts now >haul ass LOLOLOL
(´｡• ω •｡`) You don't wanna come with me? I'm willing to pay!
>can't LOL >forever banned >tried working there once and i tore off a customers nug straight off their shoulders which was "AGAINST COMPANY POLICY" cuz i didnt do it "WHILE I WAS ON BREAK" >this is why being unemployed is sooo much better >assuming you survive though >maybe show up to my hive wearing a skimpy ass thong and with a bake in clutch >then i'd be willing to take you up on lunch if you did that LOLOLOL
(˶⸃ ⴰ⸃˶) I'm sorry you got banned! That is most unfortunate! (⭑❛ั 𓏔❛ั ) As for the request... I can... come over in my regular clothes, preferably? I'll get cold!