@isolatedWreckage #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. I'm going to be honest again! Still difficult to parse multi-bulge mutations. So, I apologize for possibly getting this wrong ahead of time, Goldblood Friend. Your bulge is neat. Strength is a 5! Not amazing. But serviceable. Strong for your cast! Pliability is a 6! Uhm. It's fine. Not my preference but I like the wriggly ones! Length is a 5! Average-maybe below average slightly? But... Girth is a 7. Uhm. You seem to have a decently good base, and there is a mid-section bump that, uhm, boosts your GirthScore. Almost...like...other trolls' knots but not nearly as large! Definitely a dilator of somekind. X-Factor: 3! Read the previous! You smell like maple and honey. You're just as sweet to the taste! Your texture is interesting! The two sides of your bulge have completely different textures! One is smooth, but the other has what appears to be reversed 'scaling'. Meaning that as you pop out your mini-bump, uhm, its extra stimulating and abrasive! You don't have an amazingly large bulge but it does have a lot of utility! Though you're definitely losing almost every Bulge Joust! Uhm. Your stats are just a bad combination. Meaning you'll be forced to bottom pretty frequently. But-- That doesn't mean your bulge can't be an oral surprise. Uhm. I might be wrong...But that's just what the reading says!
