GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉ — @isolatedWreckage Leynah Gohnix So your curiosity has taken its first, stuttering steps into my realm of introspective… Don’t be afraid. I don't usually bite. LOL. Saying it kindly, what a SPECIMEN this user is. The development from a big bad bully to a Fairybullian goldblood is a COMEDIC TONAL SHIFT. But my digressions aren’t what you’re here for. Not here to slander, let’s Take A Gander at what Leynah Gohnix has in store! (Jingle and Crowd Applause.mp⒊) By the looks of it, she’s the austere type with an activity record for an account page, posting her thoughts and actions in quick succession. She’s quick to miss with an idle scroll, but she——like the color of her blood——is a goldmine awaiting recognition. Her posts are best described as quiet, quaint, and easy on the bulbs. It’s like leaning in close to the ORCHESTRA OF PRIMITICRITTERS beneath that rock and watching as they all s✃ter away, terrified of you. “Don’t worry,” you say. “We’re like, ⒏th cousins!” In a way, that way of thinking can be applied here as well. Leynah is a gentle sort of troll that doesn’t expect anyone to look at her. In situations of high social activity, she cowers behind her husktop. And yet she still posts. REALLY, I GET THE HUSTLE. We all have that need to be viewed beyond a pa-s-sing glance, DISINHIBITING the little privacy you have as a societal stage performer. It is the DRAMATURGY OF WANT. She and I are no different in that field. Personally, I’m majorly charmed by her spineless pretence. Posting about p↑pies, kittens, plushies and stuffies, I know what she’s doing, and you bet your BOTTOM DOLLAR it’s WORKING! Mediaically speaking, it’s quite a clever way to garner attention through soft and helpless texts. She has opted to present herself through her vulnerability, a CURIOUS INVERSE to the tough-then-soft tropes others might typically harbour. But the thing is, pity only goes so far. We all know a helpless troll is a dead troll in quick time. No one wants to die, but she could very well be walking into the BILUNAR DIE-TRAP with this strategy. Leynah, I’ll keep this short as to keep things ‘nice’. Is this what you want——to have the limelight shone on you as naught a mature troll but a helpless creature? If it’s working in your favour, I don’t expect you to change. You do you! But do you really want to be pitied? Look at the way people 🗨 to you, the way they see you… You are shy, yes, and you’re an easy meal. It's a dialectical concurrency. These people will eat you alive and I’m afraid they’ll swallow you whole if you did so much as pour more of your soul into this website. So are you prepared to forever live your life in a pleading whisper? (I’m sorry. I really do find you quite sweet.) So, be sure to give her a follow, and me too, maybe. (If you want!) Until next time, folks. (Send me a message if you want to be inspected too.) #have #youheard #of #fluttershy #mlp
