Jett Osbourn
@jestersVex
Just here to have fun really. || Worlds most mediocre juggler || He/Him || DMs Open.
how's it going? i'm leaving the bar, but my car seems to be having a fit. hoping i'll be able to get home soon
hope it's nothing too important, get home safe man.
i’ll be 100% idk wtf i’m doing
Typing in the lil text box.
i feel like my Pan is going to PoP UUUUUUUUUURGHHHH WHAT dO I dOOOOOOOOO
ah shit i see. i haven’t been a manager in like 3 or so years. what’d they do if you don’t mind me asking?
PISSEd me off ANd almost dESTROYEd a BONd i quite LIKEd ANd then CLAIMEd i was the one damaging our warriors BONd
sounds like they don’t know how to take accountability. in full honesty it might be something you wanna watch closely and keep a short leash on. especially if they’re trying to throw you under the bus for their own screw ups. i’m sorry this is happening to you :/
a short leash on yeah that makes sense youre making alot of sense right now i think i will dO that !thank you jettster!
sPeech dOESNT have a figure but i like to imagine if it dId it would be a buxom rubenesque LAdY
now that i'm awake and in the comfort of my hive, enjoy the results of my session with @sulliedpleasantries warning for those into less extreme play . . . #gore #blood #body-horror #nsfwe i'm rarely in such a refined setup, so it was exciting to explore an art so . . . delicate every piercing, every tie, it was all done with such intent and artistry this is why we're friends, casius https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48bb4326fb8a.png
looks intense. seems like you had a fun time tho
THE DANCE FL💋💋R IS NICER THAN THIS :(
sorry that people and trolls suck so hard online. thats usually because they feel safest behind a screen
tonight i LEARNEd that earth has a whole village of PeoPle in attractive outfits that sing about "the navy" ANd "why em sees ay"
deep breath lol, i get what you’re saying though. i’m nowhere near texas unfortunately but im sure you can visit it if you decide to come here. as for family you’ll probably catch a glimpse of my dad but he’s kind of shy.
a dAd thats the one that smokes a PiPe ANd calls you sPort or KIddO thats so cool (:F what is your family role
i mean there’s my dad and then uh me so i guess son would be my roll? i think he called me kiddo like once when i was 7 or something. he doesn’t smoke a pipe but he does smoke cigarettes on the porch so close enough lol
not to sound mean but don’t you guys have a lusus..? i sort of know troll lingo and im pretty sure thats like your guys guardian type deal or something right?
yeah but mine is uh well she dOESNT really like me anymore so its more like a dOMINEERING roommate than a GUARdIAN
oh shit i’m so sorry to hear that. i mean my dad is nice so he probably wouldn’t mind you, he’s just shy (i think i said this before idk).
!you dId! ANd its okay i just NEEd to be a really GOOd FRIENd to everyone ANd shell love me again (:F so its all going to be alright dONT be SAd little jester
lol for sure man right on, i’ll get those records around for you and have them waiting okay? let your lusus know you already made a new friend on a different planet. maybe that’ll make her day. night? idk
!!YES OH JOY OH YIPPEE!! i will i will i cant wait shell be so haPPy to hear this news im sure YOUVE MAdE ME THE HAPPIEST TROLL EVER TONIGHT
i think i just shattered this whole trolls world wtf do i do
unshatter it maybe idfk
stray cat in my window do i let it in
<<"yeah!! new kitty friend...">>
what the fuck even is this website
It kind of is. It's evil because it's troll-based, so it's aesthetically evilesque.