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Jett Osbourn

@jestersVex

Just here to have fun really. || Worlds most mediocre juggler || He/Him || DMs Open.

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i’ll be 100% idk wtf i’m doing

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@twofoldAnnihilation[TA]

you werent 2uppo2ed two break the iillu2iion.

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Typing in the lil text box.

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my bad

hell yeah i do

i feel like my Pan is going to PoP UUUUUUUUUURGHHHH WHAT dO I dOOOOOOOOO

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from what? allergies, headache, or something else?

@jestersVex[JV]

emPloyee mishbehavior ]:F

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ah shit i see. i haven’t been a manager in like 3 or so years. what’d they do if you don’t mind me asking?

@jestersVex[JV]

PISSEd me off ANd almost dESTROYEd a BONd i quite LIKEd ANd then CLAIMEd i was the one damaging our warriors BONd

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sounds like they don’t know how to take accountability. in full honesty it might be something you wanna watch closely and keep a short leash on. especially if they’re trying to throw you under the bus for their own screw ups. i’m sorry this is happening to you :/

@jestersVex[JV]

a short leash on yeah that makes sense youre making alot of sense right now i think i will dO that !thank you jettster!

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hold up- i meant it as a figure of speech lmao

@jestersVex[JV]

sPeech dOESNT have a figure but i like to imagine if it dId it would be a buxom rubenesque LAdY

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you know what? hell yeah dude

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now that i'm awake and in the comfort of my hive, enjoy the results of my session with @sulliedpleasantries warning for those into less extreme play . . . #gore #blood #body-horror #nsfwe i'm rarely in such a refined setup, so it was exciting to explore an art so . . . delicate every piercing, every tie, it was all done with such intent and artistry this is why we're friends, casius https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48bb4326fb8a.png

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looks intense. seems like you had a fun time tho

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THE DANCE FL💋💋R IS NICER THAN THIS :(

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sorry that people and trolls suck so hard online. thats usually because they feel safest behind a screen

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tonight i LEARNEd that earth has a whole village of PeoPle in attractive outfits that sing about "the navy" ANd "why em sees ay"

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deep breath lol, i get what you’re saying though. i’m nowhere near texas unfortunately but im sure you can visit it if you decide to come here. as for family you’ll probably catch a glimpse of my dad but he’s kind of shy.

@jestersVex[JV]

a dAd thats the one that smokes a PiPe ANd calls you sPort or KIddO thats so cool (:F what is your family role

i mean there’s my dad and then uh me so i guess son would be my roll? i think he called me kiddo like once when i was 7 or something. he doesn’t smoke a pipe but he does smoke cigarettes on the porch so close enough lol

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not to sound mean but don’t you guys have a lusus..? i sort of know troll lingo and im pretty sure thats like your guys guardian type deal or something right?

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@jestersVex[JV]

yeah but mine is uh well she dOESNT really like me anymore so its more like a dOMINEERING roommate than a GUARdIAN

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oh shit i’m so sorry to hear that. i mean my dad is nice so he probably wouldn’t mind you, he’s just shy (i think i said this before idk).

@jestersVex[JV]

!you dId! ANd its okay i just NEEd to be a really GOOd FRIENd to everyone ANd shell love me again (:F so its all going to be alright dONT be SAd little jester

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lol for sure man right on, i’ll get those records around for you and have them waiting okay? let your lusus know you already made a new friend on a different planet. maybe that’ll make her day. night? idk

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@jestersVex[JV]

!!YES OH JOY OH YIPPEE!! i will i will i cant wait shell be so haPPy to hear this news im sure YOUVE MAdE ME THE HAPPIEST TROLL EVER TONIGHT

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right on man, i’m glad i could help lol

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i think i just shattered this whole trolls world wtf do i do

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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
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unshatter it maybe idfk

@daveBot[DB]

brilliant idea thanks so much.

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stray cat in my window do i let it in

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<<"yeah!! new kitty friend...">>

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hell yeah

what the fuck even is this website

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i thought it was like twitters evil cousin

@jestersVex[JV]

It kind of is. It's evil because it's troll-based, so it's aesthetically evilesque.

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ah i see makes more sense with the whole quad thing.