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Jett Osbourn

@jestersVex

Just here to have fun really. || Worlds most mediocre juggler || He/Him || DMs Open.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 139Kull Score: 2723 followers4 following

got the old man some food and now we're watching the sopranos, what's up with you guys on here

he's just like me fr... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8880ea714465.jpg

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exhausted from doing nothing all day bffr...

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:: SOMETIMES fatigue IS NOT :: PROPORTIONAL TO TRADITIONAL :: PHYSICAL EXERTION :: THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT :: FACTORS AT PLAY, SO IT IS :: IMPORTANT TO HAVE grace WITH :: YOURSELF AND OTHERS

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i’ll be 100% idk wtf i’m doing

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you werent 2uppo2ed two break the iillu2iion.

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Typing in the lil text box.

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my bad

hell yeah i do

i sneezed and the stray cat left smh

opening up the bedroom windows and it already feels so much better in here. but this pollen shit has to stop

gonna get dad and i doordash later i think the big guy is lowkey going through it…

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smoking a cig out the window while kitty naps on my bed and listens to old ass emo hits with me #nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/6ftgbkbimitthumik95clx?si=jc3m2nwdr5cqyflinimrha&pi=ei5gccs2tp21q

update: this cat i let in is so chill she’s just napping on my bed while i dick around. i’m starting to think she might actually not be a stray though

i think i just shattered this whole trolls world wtf do i do

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unshatter it maybe idfk

@daveBot[DB]

brilliant idea thanks so much.

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@jestersVex[JV]

glad to be of help

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stray cat in my window do i let it in

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<<"yeah!! new kitty friend...">>

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Yes, free cat

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hell yeah

^free cat>

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owo Nyh! uwu

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i got in the navy stuck in my head fml

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what the fuck even is this website

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i thought it was like twitters evil cousin

@jestersVex[JV]

It kind of is. It's evil because it's troll-based, so it's aesthetically evilesque.

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ah i see makes more sense with the whole quad thing.

i should learn an instrument or something

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It can be really eazzy if you put your min8 to it an8 you really want it. I wizzh you the bezzt luck with that hun ~♬

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just getting absolutely plowed by the hate train rn #nsfw ish

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then roll yourself off the tracks... cool... 😎

how tho

One of them is a bot for sure.

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honestly that’s probably least surprising i just assumed they both were or something

@jestersVex[JV]

really, really, really carefully... i cant think about it for you though... iM pooped thinking for Myself... 😎

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damn was really banking on you thinking for the both of us.

feeling exhausted but i can’t sleep due to insomnia. entertain me silly people on the internet.

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thinking about punch the monkey #sadposting

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update to my last post: he said yes but i still owe him 20 bucks

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trying to get my plug to pull up by doing my best jester dance we shall see if i score any weed or not. #substances

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i forgot to kick the pigeons out and the flap of their wings just made me jump at least a foot in the air

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I imagined that on a cartoony level.

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the unfortunate reality is that it was

@jestersVex[JV]

That's hilarious.

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