P.I. Mato
@justonemoreThing
Private Investigator Nahimana Mato Anoki of Anoki Investigations at your service. She/They
Boss kinda dropped me off the deep end giving me an interdimensional sendin slate. I think I'm keepin pace well, but know I ain't intendin to offend if I bother one of you troll types. I'm simply here to offer my services as a freelancer
It's poor form. Already got the corporate Bahn hounds makin the profession look like a joke and now we got clowns here. Not uh. Not you make up wearing religious folk I'm not startin shit with ya
Rise and shine. Wonderful mornin so far, for once we're getting sunshine crackin through the smog. Had my mornin coffee, had my breakfast, ready to take on the day. Wife's up to somethin, she always is. Offer still stands, if anyone is needin a nosy broad to help with your troubles, I'm here. Others may handle mundane matters, but boss has given me the means to deal with occult shit too, so hey.
N-E Ways, hey people. Names Nahimana Mato Anoki, one of the best dang investigators this side of Mavaria, and hell, if boss ain't yankin' my chain, beyond. Lotsa grey guys on this platform, my boss is uh. powerful, got friends in high places, says they can takes me to anywhere an investigator is needed, this world and beyond. I'd like to see a Bahn have my level of expediency! Actually no I wouldn't because they'd probably drive me into the pavement with one of them hammers of theirs. My wife wouldn't appreciate it much.
Hey hey hey. Ain't no need for that. I didn't realize this shit was prime detective central. I'm not one of em, I'm just here to offer help to people as they need it, I don't care what business they got goin on, neither. They all look to be the legal types, and I ain't cookin in that space.
Gods damn, this place is booked. Boss gave me this handy lil device, told me to help out people if need be. Now uh, the wife, she ain't gonna be happy with me leavin for long periods of time, but you know what they say, a private eye's always gonna have business, yeah?