P.I. Mato
@justonemoreThing
Private Investigator Nahimana Mato Anoki of Anoki Investigations at your service. She/They
Missing the detectives like ★ mfer rn. You mind if ★ girl gets ★ little investig★tive in memori★l?
Sorry gal, I've just been busy. My wife has been workin me to the bone but its okay I love her. She keeps sayin how she wants me to go out and solve bigger cases beyond our big city and I need to be ready. The cases have been goin fine though.
Hey listen, do wh★t you gott★. Live your life to the fullest.
Aw geeze, thanks miss it means a lot. I'll be detectivepostin more in time.
The fuckin Bahn hate my whimsy. They keep gettin in the way of my investigations, tellin me I gotta sign a contract to get into crime scenes. Little do they know, not only do I have a slip that says I can do what I want, but I already got a contract. That's my wife. She's stronger than whatever hammers they got goin on, I'll tell you that.
>>>(Front) row seats direct from the ticket master...
Just one more thing... I didn't know there was another me out there, but I mean, I suppose its a big wide universe and its possible, but golly. I wonder what kinda cases the Earth me gets up to.
Shit, yeah. That would do it. My wife loves that guy on his show. Honor to meet the real deal.
xx_MAD_xx
🐾what's a rock's favorite frUit? why, that'd be a ''Pome-graNite''! ehehe! hehe,
My wife loves these kinda jokes, they always crack her up, thank you for your efforts
[ >MAYHAPS THE FEED WAS TOO BUSY WITH NONSENSE "CONFESSIONS" AND DEBAUCHERY YESTERNIGHT FOR THE DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE MIGHTY VISAGE OF MINE LUSUS. BEHOLDETH HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/08/AKRAVI-LUSUS.MD.PNG_ ]
Oh this fella looks like they mean business. Reminds me of the creatures outside of the city.
I Think My Matesprit Might Like Me. #positive #silly
Love is a beautiful thing, glad it's workin out for ya.
(\ /) morning. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-09_111203640.png
Oh my wife loves these little guys, and I agree, they're so cute
https://64.media.tumblr.com/18de0f480529cc4332a64a86d98c97ae/682f7bd63da07428-52/s1280x1920/2c7bcf5135106d93d80790c91e56c1fd299e8274.jpg What I wish I was doing right now Siiiiiiigggghhhh
[ >#CURRENTLYDOINGTHIS #PONDERINGMYORB #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARD #EVILWIZARD_ ]
I HAD a orb. Then my dipshit, trash, bane of my existence, FUCKING [redacted] BROTHER DECIDED TO USE IT AS A BOWLING BALL
Well you're in luck I can supply a fine quality orb no charge. My wife knows what makes for a good quality orb, so I took her suggestion. Check your front door, you should have a package. Don't let your brother use it for bowlin, thats my cost for ya.
Ahah. While I think you for the orb and will be the judge There will be no putting it at my "front door" For many many reasons. I will give you a location =)
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OH. Uh. Interestin! Yeah I think my wife would like me in those maybe. Hah. Yeah.
N-E Ways, hey people. Names Nahimana Mato Anoki, one of the best dang investigators this side of Mavaria, and hell, if boss ain't yankin' my chain, beyond. Lotsa grey guys on this platform, my boss is uh. powerful, got friends in high places, says they can takes me to anywhere an investigator is needed, this world and beyond. I'd like to see a Bahn have my level of expediency! Actually no I wouldn't because they'd probably drive me into the pavement with one of them hammers of theirs. My wife wouldn't appreciate it much.
Hey hey hey. Ain't no need for that. I didn't realize this shit was prime detective central. I'm not one of em, I'm just here to offer help to people as they need it, I don't care what business they got goin on, neither. They all look to be the legal types, and I ain't cookin in that space.
>Lotta detectives around, these days