DO NOT SEND ME YOUR PITTY, I AM CRANKING MY HOG. #nafw

X CHITTR!!! PITY THIS MAN!!! x

rule 1 never tell the internet not to do something

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You paused high fiving your soldier to ask us NOT to pity you? Seems a tad suspicious bro.
Maybe its because im not a time player but i cant imagine any instance where you did not actively rope us into your extracurricular activities. You know this is hardly the site where anyone will judge you poorly for wanting an audience to your performance.
I am being the deadest of ass, this was in response to a chitt i chitted earlier where i was like "time to crank my hog" and then people pittied it. The thought came unto me like Zeus birthing Athena. Legally your honor i was not beating my meat yet, no cucumbers had been polished. Then this post blew up.

