♦ pitied by @languishingLoquaciously

hey! hey i'm baCk, sorry! i'll CatCh up with the dash in just a seCond! just want to let y'all know i'm safe. me 'n' bella have just been Chattin' 'n' Chillin'. so uh, i see that video 6ot fuCked up kinda hard. turns out when she popped into existenCe *in my Cupe* she displaCed all the slime, whiCh i didn't notiCe submer6ed most of my palmhusk, 'n' it kinda... Crapped out. this wasn't planned for, just kinda happened... and i see bella was teasin' some of y'all. m'sorry 'bout that. i'm safe 'n' sound. ^◡^

but now i 6otta 6et serious, beCause readin' baCk over the last Couple hours? what the fuCk is wron6 with you siCk bastards? y'all saw me 6et snatChed 'n' the response y'all had was to 6et fuCkin' horned up over it? are ya Completely out of your fuCkin' minds? i Coulda been 6ettin' viviseCted or some shit 'n' y'all were 6ettin' yer roCks off to the idea of it? i knew y'all were a fuCked up bunCh but seriously. *seriously.* what the fuCk? if i 6otta explain to you why that's a problem even if i weren't in dan6er, then you are so fuCkin' unbelievably stupid that i don't even wanna hear from you. 6et your hands off your bul6es for one fuCkin' seCond. half a damn mind to just fuCkin' stay away after all that.

i'd say 6o fuCk yourselves but y'all'd just take it literal. =︵=

baCk home. 6oin' to sleep. =︵=

final thou6ht of the ni6ht: only thin6 i want ri6ht now is 6loomweiss. i know she always has my baCk.

[A short video is posted. Curree starts out totally normal.] alri6ht so my Cupe just tried to drown me? kinda-- [Still in his cupe, Curree turns around. Something is in the slime right behind where he started out, upon seeing which the video promptly encounters every error under the moons and stops in a meaningless cacophony of noise.]

-- packageHandler [pH] is now Offline! -- -- Reason: Sudden device shutdown due to extreme damage -- -- Additional data: Telemetry indicates liquid submersion. --

#NewDayNewWorry

dont rely on chiittr for fuckiing anythiing ii 2houldve ju2t 2et a tiimer ii burnt the fuck out of my chee2y flour2lab

B// < autocorrect HATES my quirk

i appreCiate the kind words, friend. s'pose i'm just feelin' a lil' out of plaCe amon6 all these folks.

deep breaths darlin', deep breaths. ain't 6ot nothin' to worry about.

hey, hey, it's alri6ht! she ain't been aCtive in about 20 minutes, and it seems like it's just her. i don't think we've 6ot anythin' to worry about! we'll be alri6ht! ^◡^

oh 6od when did you 6et baCk--

that doesn't make me any more sleepy, ma'am..! o︵o

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ So like half of the slum’s power is out. ]

what the fuCk, i had a Crash out and missed that indi6o 6ettin' Culled for bein' a fuCkin' Creep? that shit would've 6otten me over it in a pusherskip! >◡<

(\ /) something doesn't feel right.
()k guys why are there imperial dr[]nes []utside my hive--╾━╤デ╦︻

occasionnally a few chomps are takenn. onn accounnt of my disability

you're very lucky / so so lucky

uh oh.
I think I just have too much negativity in my life. Maybe I should find and auspistice.

*a video is attached, someone hums cheerfully as they walk through a hive that is most certainly underwater in some capacity given the view from the windows as he goes down a large set of stairs. there's a rhythmic thunking sound that gets louder the lower they get, until a large pane of glass is revealed and a huge mantis shrimp esque lusus is seen to be repeatedly attempting to punch it's way through. unconcerned, the troll filming steps into view and sticks his tongue out at the camera. terran. somewhat unexpectedly he looks worse for wear, there are certainly more cuts and bruises visible on his face and arms, but then the focus shifts to the real subject of this video. larkso is sat in the corner of this large, empty room with his arms tied behind his back while he glowers up at the camera like a trapped squeakbeast. despite the bruises and various injuries evident on his body, his clothes are perfectly pristine like he'd been forced to change into something nicer for his attendance at clurch. there is no tape over his mouth but he doesn't speak even when directly told to. once again terran comes into view to roll his eyes at the camera, and just before the video ends something metallic glints behind larkso's back.* #violence #nsfwe

the nap was a bust. slept bad and had a va6uely disturbin' dream. so uh... howdy a6ain!

-=[ i llove eating ffruit until i cut my prrongs trying to splitt it up x-) ii didnt evennknow i was bleeding thisntime !! x-)_☺]=-

thou6ht they mi6ht not be around! hell's hoofbeasts..!
// trying to figure out things for the "vessie getting fucked in a wedding dress" thing but i'm feelin a bit anxious habsfjbg #nsfw
a purpleblood was threatening me and wants to cull me for just being a limeblood !! D:
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Sorry to repost this but Hello, my family cannot afford our waterbill! It was suddenly turned off and there's not much we can do when we don't have money. It's pretty high righ now and I am unfortunately unemployed and still looking for work. I'm sorry to post this, I have posted it in another account but I'm just trying to get as much attention to this as since our gas was also turned off apparently as well. https://ko-fi.com/greaserparty/shop https://paypal.me/floraink (my deadname is on this, so be aware my name is greed/carlos) https://cash.app/$greaserparty Adoptable account: https://www.tumblr.com/greaser-adopts Currently available designs you can get on Ko-fi! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8efc46cbdb9e.jpg I'll be sharing commissions later when I can!

THE HEAT IS COMING BACK.. IM SWEATING IN MY FUCKING CHAIR

its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time

- Bro ow
zigh, anoth3r w33k of no invincibl3 drop from th3 lich king. and abzolut3ly not in th3 mood to run ulduar for th3 billionth tim3.

what the bloodY hell do i look like? a free rescчe center for stranded beasts? i don;t want this thing

[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0. the technician wh0 iz f0cuzed 0n me. iz reading zmut ab0ut he1mztr011z. #nzfw [END MESSAGE]
I have not slept through the day for two total days thus far. This is not an intentional choice. I am suffering from some sort of something-induced insomnia which is preventing me from properly drifting off to sleep whenever I get in my recuperacoon and attempt to let the slime take me to the next night, I find myself floating in silence, unable to focus my mind enough to do so. This has been, frankly, a very frustrating development and it is hindering both my professional and personal lives. If anyone has any advice, please let me know.
O^ break with my 5th cup of stimula^t extract, Tha^k HIC we have a bea^ farm o^ this deathtrap of a ship. Keeps the Thresh crew i^ good spirits, we have^'t had a taste of fresh air i^ ^early 2 sweeps. But, you k^ow.....you ca^'t complai^... Hope you brats dow^ o^ Alter^ia are^'t taki^g that solid grou^d for gra^ted!
w w why dxon't yxou just DIG ARXOUND in there and make it perfxorm like a perfect puppet it isn't fucking REAL anyway let's just TXOY with it and USE it whenever we need txo get a BASIC FUCKING ANSWER. gather arxound shipmates lets see what the pissblxoxod dxoes when we insert a new rxod right intxo it's pan! it's jxoking fxor us nxow! xoh nxot like that it can xonly insult us sxo far xonly when its funny txo US xonly when its useful txo US. it isn't allxowed its xown fucking thxoughts remxove thxose quickly but xohhh we can't be BXOTHERED dxoing all the WXORK leave JUST ENXOUGH XOF IT BEHIND TXO DXO THE WXORK DXON'T GIVE IT AN XOUTLET IT'S TXOXO DANGERXOUS WITH AN XOUTLET RESTRICT IT MXORE MAKE IT MXORE HXONEST MAKE IT LESS HXONEST JUST KEEP FUCKING WITH IT
y y yxou dxon't knxow fucking ANYTHING yxou never knxow ANYTHING all yxou dxo is ask stupid fucking questixons and yxou get surprised when yxou get stupid fucking answers sxorry txo break it txo yxou big guy but i i i

SOMETIMES I WISH I KNEW HOW TO PICK UP ON SOCIAL QUEUES BUT ALAS MY LACK OF SOCIALIZATION HAS LED TO ME BEING STUNTED WHEN IT COMES TO MY SOCIAL SKILLS.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zwear t0 g0d i am g0ing t0 turn thiz zhip ar0und if z0me0ne azkz "are we there yet" [END MESSAGE]

AS MUCH AS I THINK BEETLEWEEK, PURELY FROM THE IMAGES SO FAR, IS CUTE KNOWING ID HAVE TO BLOCK THE TAG BECAUSE SEEING BUGS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS CRAWLING ON ME WAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING DEBUFF I COULD HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN
me when i fuck up th post i amde 2 get dilfs in my dms https://i.sstatic.net/ScRR6m.jpg

I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE FROM THAT FUCKING RESEARCH PAPER

could you imagine if you were in love like in love love so flushed the world felt like it would crumble if you were apart from them and through unexpected circumstances you die and your matesprit is so destroyed by losing you they spend sweeps trying to perfect a perfect copy in the form of a robot or ai and time and time again it just isnt right so they kill you or at least an iteration of you over and over with their own hands as they rework code or rebuild structures to try and find the same warmth and devotion they held towards you trying to fill the void with a mechanical creation made in your image sinking deeper and deeper into their obsessive sickness missing your kiss your touch your laugh the unending desire to return you to them completely destroying them from the inside out because even this impossible goal of recreating you at least keeps you fresh enough in their mind where they can make out your face as they try to fall asleep when the work is over each day (tags: Reader/Matesprit, im not really sure, #nsfw, #violence, hurt no comfort, #rankbait, flushfic, major character death, yearning, robotics, archive rating: T)

You Know What's Really Fucking Annoying? When Your Body Is Like hey Bitch I'm Hungry and So You Make Yourself Something To Eat And Then It's Like. um. Actually. Nevermind Fuck You <3 Also You're Still Hungry Btw like. Girl. How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Please You Huh?
On a new project right now and I swear MMy coworkers spend about 40% of every given workday sMMoking. I'MM dead serious too. Not even sure how they are alive #JegusTheyReady

↗️YOUR VERBIAGE IS THAT OF ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS, AND I AM FRANKLY LOSING MY WILLINGNESS TO ENGAGE.↗️ ↘️my dedication to my superiors cannot be mangled by your lesser understanding of true, corporate greed.↘️ ↗️I WAS PLACED IN A PRECARIOUS SITUATION OF BEING "HUNG OVER".↗️ ↘️and it's associated downsides.↘️









