(=^･⩊･^=) < HEHE! THE LORD @CALIBORN WANTED TO REST ON MY LAP WHILE I YAPPED!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'M QUITE THE LUCKY GAL!
D--> I am happy yøu ¢høse the møre ¢ømpa¢t, immature versiøn øf yøur lørđ. I wøulđ e%pe¢t the bigger versiøn tø eat yøu øut øf spite if left løng enøugh withøut attentiøn.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH! I'VE PAWLWAYS WORSHIPED LORD CALIBORN!! H33H33, HE'S MY LORD!
D--> Yes I knøw. I was referring tø his bigger, buffer self.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'D STILL WORSHIP THAT FURSION AS LONG AS IT'S CALIBORN GROWING INTO HIM!
ALL THIS. BECAuSE I SAID. I NEVER HAD A LuSuS. GROWING uP. OK. ALLOW ME TO PuT INTO WORDS. MY EXACT RETINuE OF THOuGHTS. THIS IS PEAK CHERuBIAN ENERGY. LOOK. THE MANNER IN WHICH. MY TSuNDERE ASS. IN YOuR PHOTOGRAPH. REFuSES TO CONCEDE ANY TERRITORY. YOuR ADVANCES. INTO THE REALM OF MIRROR MATERNAL AFFECTION EQuIVALENCY. YOuR HIVEMAKER POLKA DOT DRESS. YOuR SuMPTuOuSLY SETTLED MEATY THIGHS. THE MANNER IN WHICH YOuR HAND REVOLVES. OVER MY CHEST. ENCROACHING uPON THE EMPTY LITTLE DIVET. WHERE MY HEART WOuLD BE. IF I KNEW SuCH WEAKNESS. WHICH I DO NOT. THE WHOLE THING LOOKS LIKE A WARTORN MASTERPIECE DRAGGED STRAIGHT OuT OF SOME COSMIC FAIRYTALE'S SLEEPY GROTTO. AMIDST AN ALL IS FAIR. GAME. OF LOVE. AND WAR. MOSTLY WAR. BuT THE LOVE IS THERE TOO. AND THAT IS IMPORTANT. I LOVE BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT TO ME. THOSE BLANK WHITE SOuLLESSLY DEAD EYES? PERFECT. EXACTLY THE KIND OF COMFORT. I NEED. BuT DO NOT KNOW HOW TO ASK FOR. REQuESTING SOMEONE OFF THEMSELVES. OR BE EXECuTED. JuST SO I AM COMFORTABLE ASKING THEM FOR THINGS. IS NOT A REASONABLE ACCOMODATION. BuT YOu MADE IT FOR ME. BEFORE YOu EVEN REALIZED IT. YOu WERE DYING FOR ME. AND THAT IS MORE THAN I COuLD PRACTICALLY EVER ASK OF YOu. I LIKE THAT YOu ARE ALREADY DEAD. I LIKE THAT THERE IS NO uRGENCY TO KEEP YOu ALIVE. TO TAKE CARE OF YOuR BASE BIOLOGICAL NEEDS AND EXTRuDING. I CAN SIMPLY. AS IF PLuCKING uP A LITTLE PLAYTHING DOLL. GET LOST IN YOuR GAuNT AND PHANTOMLIKE FREAKY FuCKING DEAD PERSON EYES. THEY HAVE THAT uNSETTLING. DREAMLIKE HAuNTING QuALITY. IN THEIR MANY MORE THAN ONE THOuSAND YARDS STARE THAT MAKES IT LOOK. LIKE YOu ARE THINKING TEN MOVES AHEAD OF EVERYONE ELSE. IN A GAME OF CHESS WITH ONLY ONE PLAYER. BECAuSE YOu ATE ALL THE OTHERS. THE COLOR SCHEME. YOu HAD ORIENTED AROuND uS. WAS OBNOXIOuSLY EFFECTIVE. DIZZYING EVEN. OuR OWN. PERSONAL. RED. GREEN. WHITE. BLACK. CRASHING TOGETHER. LIKE A HOLIDAY CARD. ASSEMBLED BY A DEMON SADIST. IT WORKS. IT JuST FuCKING WORKS. IF I HAVE TO BE HONEST. WHICH I ALWAYS AM. BECAuSE LYING. IS FOR WEAK COWARDS AND FLIGHTY FuCKWITTED PEOPLE. WITH WAY TOO MuCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. AND STuPID ON THEIR THOuGHTS. THEIR FEEBLE. EASILY SEEN THROuGH THOuGHTS. EVEN WITHOuT POWERS AND GRANDIOSE GENEROSITY OF WISDOMS AND GENIuS LIKE MINE. I LOOK VERY POWERFuL AND HANDSOME. EVEN IN REPOSE. SuCH AS HERE. WHICH IS NOT SuRPRISING TO ANYBODY. I ALWAYS LOOK POWERFuL AND HANDSOME. LIKE A SNAKE THAT ATE A BIGGER SNAKE THAT ATE A GOD. AND DIGESTED BOTH WITH EASE. BELCHING uP A LITTLE PARTIALLY DIGESTED HALO. WITHOuT SO MuCH AS A HISSED EXCuSE ME. YOuR LAP WAS... ADEQuATE. SOFT. LIKE A PILLOW MADE OF WEAKER PILLOWS. THAT HAVE BEEN SIMILARLY EATEN. AND DIGESTED. BuT NOTHING WAS BELCHED uP. BECAuSE YOu ARE A CLOSED FuCKING LOOP. OF NuTRITIONAL ABDDuCTION. YOu EXTINGuISH WHATEVER LIFE I TELL YOu TO. AND THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS WHY YOu ARE TRuSTED ENOuGH. TO HAVE SPORTED MY HEAD. ON ONE SINGuLAR LAP. THIS ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT OF A TIME. THE COMPOSITION. IS SORELY LACKING. IN THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOuT. THE ANGLE MAKES ME LOOK TALL. WHICH I AM. SIX FOuR IN FACT. TALL AND FEARSOME. EVEN THOuGH I WAS LYING DOWN. WHICH SHOuLD MAKE NORMAL PEOPLE LOOK SMALL. IT DID NOT WORK ON ME BECAuSE I AM ABOVE SuCH LOWLY PHYSICS. AND SIMILAR CONSIDERATIONS. GOOD JOB, I SuPPOSE. DON'T LET IT GO TO YOuR HEAD. OR DO. I DON'T CARE. I CARE SO LITTLE THAT IT'S ACTuALLY IMPRESSIVE HOW LITTLE I CARE. THIS COMMENT SHOuLD MAKE THAT APPARENT. BuT KEEP THE PHOTO. I WILL NOT CONFISCATE AND EAT IT. FRAME IT IF YOu WANT. I GIVE YOu PERMISSION. WHICH YOu DID NOT NEED. BuT NOW YOu HAVE IT. SO YOu'RE WELCOME. IT'S PROBABLY THE BEST PHOTO EVER TAKEN OF ANYONE. EVER. IN ALL OF TIME. BuT THAT'S JuST BECAuSE I WAS IN IT. AND IT IS EASILY uSuRPED BY FuTuRE PHOTOS. FEATuRING ME SIMILARLY. AND IS TIED WITH ALL OTHER IMAGES OF ME. BuT WILL BE SIMILARLY HONORED. BY TAKING ITS RIGHTFuL PLACE. uPON. THE FRIDGE.
THANKS. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS OF ME.
NOW. THIS IS A DISTINCTION. YOu TOO CAN HARBOR. YOu NEED NOT THANK ME. IN FACT. SuCH GROVELING MISERLY INSTANCES. WOuLD SERVE ONLY TO ANNOY. TO APPEASE YOuR APPETITE. FOR HAVING BEEN SIMILARLY INGRATIATED. TO THE RIGHTFuLLY ACKNOWLEDGED LORD OF TIME. YOuR REPERTOIRE. OF FuN COMMEMORAIVE CLINKY SHINY THINGS. HAS BEEN NEWLY REFuRBISHED. IN ADVANCE. FROM THE FuTuRE. I ALREADY ASKED WHAT BADGES YOu WOuLD WANT. JuST GOT BACK FROM THAT. IN FACT. I WAS QuITE INSISTENT. YOu DID NOT KNOW WHAT YOu WERE TALKING ABOuT. HOPEFuLLY THIS GO AROuND. YOu BELIEVE YOu ALREADY DO. BECAuSE I TOLD YOu SO. THE BADGES ARE YOuRS TO uSE. OR NOT uSE. AT YOuR LEISuRE. YOu ARE WELCOME.
REALISTICALLY. THAT IS AN EVERPRESENT CONCERN. REGARDLESS OF MY PROPENSITY FOR HITTING THE GYM. IN JOCuLOSE ADDITIONS. YOu WOuLD SERVE ME. TO THIS END. IN ACQuIRING A JAW POWERFuL ENOuGH. TO DEVOuR AND DISSECT. LIVING BEINGS. AND YET. THIS ROLE INTERESTS ME NONE. I HAVE FAR TOO MuCH PLAY TO ATTEND TO. LIKE THE ABOVE. SEE THE ABOVE. THIS IS THE GOOD GOOD. THIS IS THAT SHIT. THAT KEEPS ME uP AT NIGHT. IN FEVERISH FIENDING. FOR uNTOWARD AND uNSPEAKABLE THINGS.
(=^･⩊･^=) < 333333!!!! AAAAHHH!!! I AM PAWLWAYS HAPPY TO PURRLAY THE ROLE OF MEWRE LUSUS ANYTIME!! I GENUINELY JUST ENJOYED CHATTING ABOUT THINGS I DON'T USUALLY SHARE WITH OTHERS!! I AM GLAD MEW'VE TRUSTED ME TO HAVE MEWR HEAD ON MY SOFT LAP!