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i was going to say something actually dubiously insightful about dirks but then i decided that i deal with them enough already

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see thats not what the translator said but maybe its broken but also and i say this with something resembling respect i cannot trust you not to try and fuck with me

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D0 1 dud3, d0 17 m4k3 7h3 ch17 480u7 7h3 d1rk5˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚
Now youre having my goat. You mean to tell me one of the strider bloodline - monarchs of insufferably flexing their shitty movie muscles - isnt aware of the great james bond??? Were really far from home now toto.
no i know its just very predictable also that last bit there doesnt help your case

