
:33< horoscopes? horoscopes! :33< ♈ the stars say that mew will bring joy to someones day today! :33< ♉ im so sorry but mew.... mew wont make it.... to the seven eleven in time fur fur33 slushie day :33< ♊ pitch furlirting but like pitching someone out a window send chitt :33< ♋ mew will beclawme the sand guardian guardian of the sand :33< ♌ mew should hang out with peopurr meowre its nyat that bad mew antisocial cr33p :33< ♍ the mewn is a ten quartpurrs mewn tonight which means that mewre eyes are gonna get up and walk away sorry :33< ♎ mewre gonna go to hell mew will m33t a flowpurr do not h33d its request!!! :33< ♏ mew gotta go to the ranch! :33< ♐ todays a good day to wear that hot pink leotard and run around in the park screaming about krampus :33< ♑ the stars are saying... yeah sorry buddy mewre totally furked :33< ♒ now is nyat a good time to stare at the sun until mew go blind sorry i know mew fur purrlaning on that :33< ♓ mewre blood will inexplicably turn cyan today i dont know where on the hemospectrum that is but its nowhere good i can tell mew that fur fur33

