
Elliot Lamarr
@lionizedDefamation
Don't worry about it, Baby. I'm just here for Work ✨

▲started selling 'spells' online, offer to put a curse on someone and some 25 sweep old cerulean woman will pay me fifty caegers for it▼ ▲just send em a picture of a burnt out candle▼ ▲don't even need the money its just enrichment▼

hey hold on chitt stream a consciousness paused time out i need to talk about this, just saw this like five foot something rough lookin scruffy little dude with the ass of a 6'6" linebacker WHAT are they puttin in the water at this gym god fuckin damn.

Dating event where you all sign up and instead of dating me you find yourself mysteriously signed up for a number of spam subscription services
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Also, just for shits n giggles. My full PFP. Because I am so cute.

liqu0r store didn't have what i usually get, and seeing as i'm n0t a bo0ze snob and d0n't really give a shit i grabbed the first packaging two catch my eye. which was this. as again, n0t a bo0ze snob i had n0 intention 0f drinking that shit raw at 94 goddamn pr0of. figured i'd need s0mething pretty smothering t0 mix with. didn't really think about it and grabbed cream s0da. it's just barely strong en0ugh. the point 0f this story is i'm n0w creaming the kraken.

Reaches my hand into your skin all the way down to the bone. #v... #violence????

I should be doing research for an article and you know what I'm doing? Pissin around on Chitte Dot Ing cuz my ✨ Employer ✨ has strange priorities

My boss demanded I start using social media more, Course he did, Said it'll be good for ✨ Networking ✨ and a Course he ain't wrong, but iffers no one interesting Online tonight cept the folks I already know 🙄 sthe point, Big Wig



