Valarr Thygus

1 hour ago

#workoutfails #oil #helpme

#elppp t#eres oil everyw#ere t#is is a disasterrr walking isnt even fucking POSSIBLEEE #workoutfails ##elpme #oil

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1 hour ago

Why do you k33p u2ing mor3 oil???

1 hour ago

i #ad t#e bottle #ere just in caseee and t#en i fell on it and it busted opennn #ow do i even clean up t#is muc# oil w#en i cant MOVEEE

w#y does everyone get so worked up before beddd work OUT mannn it #elps so muc# wit# like everyt#inggg

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↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

I dunno I lik3 b3ing hot and jack3d but that2 ju2t m3

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↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

guess sooo #u###...

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Jade Harley

@gardenGnotic[GG]

i like being comfy and at peace and also hot >:/

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↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

Dud3 working out r3l3a232 2o many good thing2 in your pan

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Jade Harley

@gardenGnotic[GG]

working out releases boredom and sweaty from my body when i could be chilling in the softest bed on earth c

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

guess ill #ave to pump t#e metal for two tonig#t #a#aaa

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

What3v3r bro k33p living in #d3nial

#denial

Jade Harley

@gardenGnotic[GG]

and you two keep living in your own sweat!!! >:(

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↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

aw man okayyy

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

Im not 2w3aty cau23 I 2how3r aft3r I work out.

update two u### oil is really slippery and stuff so dont run to get towelsss #ow

#ow

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man w#y do people lie and stuff on #ereee t#eres so muc# oil on t#e floor now and i #ave to c#ange my workout fit toooo

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☆How did you get that much oil around your equipment☆

well t#e dude said try it again so i diddd it didn't work againnn

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↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

☆i think you need to stop saying what people on the internet tell you to☆

☆stop doing omg. im tired.☆

↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

Vietru Reaite

@bitterHilarity[BH]

yöü knöw I have heard third times the charm!

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but w#at if one of you cool dudes is trying to be super #elpfulll and t#en i miss ittt

↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

☆I suppose you'll just have to risk getting more oil on your stuff☆

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guess sooo t#anks for tryin to #elp or w#atever t#oug###!!!

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↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

☆Wish you the best xoxo☆

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wait are we talking #eig#ts and stuff #old onnn i'm like u#### seven feet somet#ing i forgot t#e full t#inggg

update do not put oil in your mout# and t#en try to lift somet#ing super #eavyyy ##elp

#help

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☆Why did you think that would help lol☆

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH marry me

because some dude said #is bro said it would work maybeee

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↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

man you made me get oil all over my #ome gymmm

↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

☆lmao. you know barbells are also a type of piercing right☆

↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

try aga1n 1tll w0rk th1z t1me

yea# but t#ose ones dont lift t#ing i t#inkkk

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

okayyy

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↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

☆no, not usually. You not dying though, right?☆

#a#a no way some oil could cull meee

are t#ere any metal pros in #ereee w#y do my barbells keep bending and stuffff buying new ones sucks so baddd

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have u tr1ed c0c0nut 01l mu br0 zwearz by 1t u g0tta get a b1g zp00n full and put 1t d1rectly 1nt0 ur m0uth zw1zh 1t ar0und a l1l

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

t#at sounds kinda true let me try ittt gimme a seconddd

↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L zend pr00f

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w#y was it so #ard to just make a picture of me be me on t#is t#ing mannn

7 hours ago

man t#is w#ole c#ittr t#ing is way weirder t#an i #eard #a#aaa...

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y0u th1nk ur 0n ch1ttr r1te n0w?????? L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L embarraz1ng th1z 1z the fuk1n grub wendyz cuzt0mer zerv1ce chat ffz

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

o# wait s#it i totally forgot about my order sorry mannn

↩ @liveliestBonehead[LB]

zn00ze y0u l0000000000ze!!!!!!! m1ne n0w!!!!!!!

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]