SOMETIMES IN LIFE YOU WILL COME TO THE CONUNDRUM OF BEEF BURGER OR CHICKEN BURGER. THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION- THEY'VE PUT THIS IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE A DUMB FUCKING WRIGGLER WHO PISSES THEIR PANTS AND SHITS ON THE FLOOR. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS BOTH, EVERY TIME. ITS YOUR MORAL FUCKING IMPERATIVE, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU HAVE TO EAT BOTH.
UGH, YEAH. THE PARLANCE HAS BEEN LEAKING INTO MINE SINCE I GOT TO THIS ABYSMAL ROCK. YES, I MEANT ITS VERY FUCKING GOOD AND IS MAKING ME MARGINALLY LESS LIKELY TO BLOW SOMEONE UP WITH THE MIND POWERS I DON'T HAVE.
WHAT?! THIS IS A FUCKING CRAZY THING TO JUST PROPOSITION SOMEONE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THREAD. FUCK NO! GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST!
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∙☾__☽ uugggghhh lame ̶f̶ucking all these grrey text have been so borring whateverr
hOW ABOUT, aN IMPOSSIBLE BURGER?
YOU CAN EAT THAT FAKE SHIT, TAVROS, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET ME TO GIVE UP MEAT I'M SORRY
yOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ANYTHING UP BUT, bUT i BET IF YOU GAVE IT A TRY, yOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE!
SEE EVERYONE WHO EATS THAT SHIT SAYS THAT BUT I GUESS I HAVE TASTE BUDS THAT HAVE EVOLVED PAST THE REST OF YOU CAVETROLLS BECAUSE I CAN ABSOLUTELY TASTE THE DIFFERENCE AND THEY'RE FUCKING GROSS.
