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@lordEnglish
I AM ALREADY HERE.
HOW ARE THEY CATCHING UP TO MY FLEET IN A CRUMMY LITTLE BIPLANE??? LAUNCHING ALL FLYING BADNIKS!!! THAT HEDGEHOG DOES NOT GET NEAR THE DEATH EGG LAUNCH.
PERSONALLY. I WOULD SIMPLY FIRE A GIGANTIC LASER OUT OF MY MOUTH DIRECTLY AT MY OPPONENTS. IMMEDIATELY REDUCING THEM TO NOTHING BUT COSMIC SPACE DUST TO BE CARRIED AWAY BY THE WIND.
@ANTHELIONSALYSM HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/55C7867A8D22.MP4 LET THE HOLES SHOT THROUGH THIS INSOLENT LASS'S PLANET SERVE AS A WARNING TO THE REST OF YOU. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
You're an extremely fucked up genie, do you know that?! Don't you have literally anyone else to pick a bone with?
THERE IS SO MUCH TIME. AND SO MANY UPPITY LASSES, TO PUT IN THEIR PLACES. LET THIS SERVE AS A LESSON.
A lesson in what, homelessness??? Doomed or not, that was /my/ planet! And now it's nothing, gone, done and dusted!
THEN PERHAPS YOU COULD MAKE A HOME OUT OF THE GAPING HOLES IN ITS CRUST. IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT PLENTY OF SPACE HAS RECENTLY OPENED UP IN THE VICINITY. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!
I don't really see how this is fair! This isn't karmic retribution, this isn't heroic or just! It's just completely inconvenient! I /demand/ that you rewind time, or, undo it, or something !!!
HAA HAA HAA. WHAT AN AMUSING THOUGHT. AND HOW EXACTLY DO YOU INTEND ON MAKING ME DO THIS? I AWAIT YOUR PROPOSAL, WITH BATED BREATH.
... ... ... Well I haven't exactly gotten that far ahead yet, have I? You're the one who gets to twist reality to your volatile machinations, SOME of us have RULES to work within!
IT SOUNDS TO ME AS THOUGH YOU ARE HAVING SOME SORT OF ISSUE. PERTRAINING TO SKILL. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!
Oh, does it? It sounds to me like you're an unapologetic 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞 .ᐟ
CORRECT. I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO. LET THIS SERVE AS A LESSON, WENCH.
In what was unequivocally a polarising turn of events, it seems I've came into acquisition of a new title. How does 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿 sound? #Justanotherrungontheecheladder.
Will have implies that you are not currently in possession of such a 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐋𝐘 physique. Which, by my own assertion, means that I could probably, very likely, totally kick your arse. How much are you wagering, hm? I don't just strife anyone, you know. Even a "Lord of Time" can cough up something moderately worth my while.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. CAN'T YOU SEE, YOU DUMB LITTLE LASS? THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE SO EAGER TO MEET ME. YOUR DESTRUCTION IS IMMINENT, AND FORETOLD. IN EVERY POSSIBLE TIMELINE. DO NOT FRET. I AM ALREADY HERE.
Hey, thanks for the LEGENDARY appearance! You don't mind if I clickbait you for relevancy, do you? Well, scratch that, you can't really do much about it considering I've already posted, but figured that I'd give you the heads' up all the same just to spread peripheral awareness. Don't threaten me with a good time though. It's been ages since I've had a good challenge.
IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE TO PUT YOU WHERE YOU BELONG. SIX FEET UNDERGROUND IN THE BACK YARD, ALONGSIDE YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED MALE GUARDIAN.
. . . Ha. Haha. Ha. How the fuck do you know about that? That was supposed to be blotted out for a reason, not for fucking technicolour prying eyes to bear witness to.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. LOOK AT YOU, SMUG LASS. PRANCING AROUND YOUR LITTLE LAND OF CARBON AND CLOUDBURST, THINKING YOUSELF SO SAFE. THINKING I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW AND MORE. PREPARE YOURSELF, WOMAN. YOU AREN'T NEARLY AS SLICK AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO.
Hey. Don't pity me. Who the hell do you think you are?
DON'T FRET, ADALHEIDIS LUCINIUS. WE WILL MEET IN DUE TIME. I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO TEND TO FOR THE TIME BEING THAN TO PUT SOME IRRELEVANT LASS IN HER PLACE. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. REMEMBER ONE THING. ⡇ ⣎⣱ ⡷⢾ ⣎⣱ ⡇ ⣏⡱ ⣏⡉ ⣎⣱ ⡏⢱ ⢇⢸ ⣇⣸ ⣏⡉ ⣏⡱ ⣏⡉ ⠇ ⠇⠸ ⠇⠸ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠱ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠜ ⠇ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠱ ⠧⠤ ⠶
Excuse me, hold on one bloody moment. You don’t get to all but doxx me to every troglodyte that uses this social media platform and then say you’ve got better things to do. Either prove that you’ve got the bollocks to go through with it, or quite frankly, piss off with this contrary vague-posting.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. IMPETUOUS LITTLE WHORE.