Why the fuck did someone named "Lord Jack" just ask me for tips on how to jack off.
So embarrassing.
genuine question, did you seriously expect otherwise? on this site? have fun jacking off, bro.
IT HAS BEEN MISERABLE. TRYING TO JACK OFF. RIGHT HERE. I KEEP POINTING OUT. THE OBVIOUS WEAKNESSES OF THE OTHER JACKS. AND NO ONE PAYS ME ANY MIND. FOR EVERYONE HERE HAS TERRIBLE. AWFUL TASTE.
im sorry youre unsatisfied with the outcome of your jacking off. have you tried another technique, maybe? you just gotta find your rhythm man. i believe in you. you will jack off.
HM. YOUR HELP WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED. IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A REPLY OF MINE. UNDER ANY OTHER JACK NOIR. BE OH SO KIND TO GIVE IT A LIKE. ONLY THEN WILL MY JACKING OFF BE SUCCESFUL. I AM. A BIT SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YOUR WHOLE CHANGE IN TONE. BUT IF YOU TRULY FEEL PITY TO MY QUEST. YOU CAN ALWAYS HELP DIRECTLY.
no man i am more than happy to help you jack off. thrilled, actually.
I could feel your glee from across the planet typing this.
HAAHEEHAAHOOHOOHOO. PERFECT. ASSEMBLING AN ARMY. OF AFFABLE SUPPORTERS. TOWARDS MY QUEST OF JACKING OFF. THANK YOU. SURELY AT THIS RATE. I WILL SHOW DOMINANCE TO ALL THE SORRY JACKS OF THIS STUPID SITE.
oh yeah man. dominate the fuck out of them.
HAAHEEHAAHAAHOOHOOHOOHEEHAAHAA! OH HOW THRILLING. HOW THRILLING IT IS TO GET TO PROPERLY JACK OFF. AFTER SUCH PATHETIC RITES IN THE EXERCISE. I WILL FINALLY COME OUT ON TOP! HEEHAAHOOHOOHOOHEEHOOHAAHAAHAA!!