
if you could fuck any inanimate o8ject (like the shredder) what would you fuck I feel like the water wiggle tu8es speak to me and I know they’d 8e awful I KNOW OKAY 8ut still

no dude why tf would i take a pic a my junk gettin saltwater taffy'd by a sold on tv self massager just for you to rate how sucks it is.

i mean how sucks it would be.

holy shit you are onto something here

i.just.meant.like,.sending.a.picture.of.what.the.machine.is.man
---- |um there is a thing that my handlers use that I would want to f*ck in me instead of how they normally use it maybe um I don't know what its called um it's used to hold liquid samples| ____

oh. yeah sure here. it's not the exact one but you get the idea. https://www.walmart.com/ip/VTT-16-Head-Massage-Gun-Pro-Deep-Tissue-Percussion-Massager-Neck-Shoulder-Arm-Back-Waist-Hip-Leg-Foot-Body-Muscle-Pain-Relief-Workout-Recovery-Gifts/20050217636?classType=REGULAR&athbdg=L1300&adsRedirect=true

walmart fucking my shit UP. holdon. https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/VTT-16-Head-Massage-Gun-Pro-Deep-Tissue-Percussion-Massager-Neck-Shoulder-Arm-Back-Waist-Hip-Leg-Foot-Body-Muscle-Pain-Relief-Workout-Recovery-Gifts_aa6a22ca-7f1a-4f0f-9d14-68f0dd4bc455.08559cda4cce5c6aa1f4d8045a799802.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

thanks.man

np don't do what i didn't.

too.many.negatives.im.gonna.hit.that.thing
