
promise you'll all still love me after it's over

-=[i will !!!! x-) wwhats hoappening to sayturn_☺]=-

i am immune to such psychological manipulations and techniques forw i invented them even betterw my crwying kills and my eyes get rweally absurwdly big and i can prwoduce an absurwd amount of snot if necessarwy slowly crwanking up the waterw worwks so you will have to give me a betterw incentive than that

dog my old therapist would kill me if i used worse than that i'm tryin to be a good boy here an ask nicely please

we can comprwomise at tolerwate you will still be tolerwated afterw whateverw is overw the arwt of the deal see final offerw

thank you kaikka i love you kaikka ill always love the sayin our whole name each reply bit we got goin on kaikka. nothins happenin im just about to maybe possibly do some swansong shit is all kaikka.

hate it but yeah that works idk who you are anyway so that's fair

everwyone says this shit ugh i needed those hypetrwolls by yesterwnight i am ozyias and also a handful of my titles arwe in my bio and this is an honorw orw something to be known by me orw whateverw i m worwkshopping it these things arwe usually wrwitten forw me but this is a verwy good thing that is the summarwy okay i should starwt doing summarwies so people can be spoonfed the point

dude i read your bio already, i mean KNOW you know you. like heart to heart soul to soul shit.

if you want you can leave yourw business carwd and schedule a meeting with my secrwetarwy who curwrwently does not exist but they will soon eventually when i get them hirwed and they may rwegale you with trwue storwies of my escapades and adventurwes and then you will be able to get a clearwerw idea of who you arwe talking to and that will clearw up any confusions and misunderwstandings you know my bad i haven t gotten settled in perwfectly yet it takes time okay

i don't have a business card i'm a humble free spirit. also not personal enough sorry. it's ok you're right we should probably just settle for tolerate for now 😔