In order to prove relationship-compatible with me you have to defeat my seven evil exes first. They're all the same guy, though. She's like a seven-phase boss fight.
you been with her seven times???
No, just the once, but he can soul-project itself to create temporary clones now. They tend to have ever-so-slightly different personalities, but the soul isn't entirely homogenous, so that's to be expected.
oh, damn, nevermind i can't relate to this then. lemme tell you though seventh time around's usually a sign to either throw in the towel or you're actually fated to be together forever keep trying. anyway gl with that soul split thing or whatevs sounds like a fun buy one get six free deal
Oh they hit their head a while ago and forgot everything about their early life, including me, so it's more like a buy-one, get-emotionally-attached, lose-one, no-refund deal. Have you seen Spider-Man: No Way Home? It's kind of like that.
nah i'm a dc slut you need to use comparisons to batman or martian manhunter or hawkgirl