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Because of a medical condition, I have to take antibiotics before having any dental work done. When I'd decided I wanted to start a family, I cancelled my appointment in case the medication would pose any risk. I got a phone call a week or two later from the dentist's office to schedule another appointment. I wasn't sure how to explain why I wouldn't be booking any for a while, so I began "Well, I'm trying to get pregnant, and-" to which the receptionist sheepishly responded "Oh, I'm sorry! I'll call back later." #jokes #suggestive @insecureNature

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Is It Weird That I'm Confused And Turned On From This? #nsfw

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Confused as in you don't get the punchline?

Maybe

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Joke Explainer Adalyn at the rescue. The punchline is the receptionist mistaking the reasoning for not needing to schedule appointments for a while (caution that the dental medication would pose a risk to potential pregnancy in the near future); because of the phrasing used, the receptionist thinks they've just called someone who's currently having sex, and quickly ends the call. #nsfw

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