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Because of a medical condition, I have to take antibiotics before having any dental work done. When I'd decided I wanted to start a family, I cancelled my appointment in case the medication would pose any risk. I got a phone call a week or two later from the dentist's office to schedule another appointment. I wasn't sure how to explain why I wouldn't be booking any for a while, so I began "Well, I'm trying to get pregnant, and-" to which the receptionist sheepishly responded "Oh, I'm sorry! I'll call back later." #jokes #suggestive @insecureNature

Kult: +30
Kull: +20
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.50

Is It Weird That I'm Confused And Turned On From This? #nsfw

Confused as in you don't get the punchline?

Maybe

Joke Explainer Adalyn at the rescue. The punchline is the receptionist mistaking the reasoning for not needing to schedule appointments for a while (caution that the dental medication would pose a risk to potential pregnancy in the near future); because of the phrasing used, the receptionist thinks they've just called someone who's currently having sex, and quickly ends the call. #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5