ive been told i should post more on here. so tell me your grubbucks order and ill tell you how violent of a death the barista is wishing upon you.
theyre only imagining the normal background level of violence. they want the whole establishment to go up in flames and if youre in it thats too bad but if you escape theyre not disappointed or anything.
theyre imagining holding your nug under the hot water spout for the approximate length of time it would take to finish that many drinks. #violence
if you let them greet the pup then theyre fine actually. if its for a troll then clean headshot. #violence
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they started tuning you out after the second modification and are vividly imagining what each of your internal organs looks like and how they would feel between their teeth. #violence #gore
== oh... maybe i should cut down to five then... ==
youll be fine. theyve done it to me before. its not even hot enough to leave permanent scarring. #violence
== my hair would probably catch most of it... or my glasses... so i guess that's fine... ==
Medium black coffee with cream.
now see that depends because if you just order a black coffee with cream they dont care. but if you order "just a plain old regular normal coffee none of that frufru caramel mocha frappy machiatoes" theyre picturing your jaw being wired shut. #violence